So, does this mean Goofy is pimp?

[fuyu]

voodoobob: "By his sister Amelia Fieldmouse, Mickey Mouse has two nephews, the lesser-known Morty and Ferdie Fieldmouse (in contrast to Donald Duck's famous nephews, Huey, Dewey and Louie)."
voodoobob: I KNEW I WASN'T HALLUCINATING MICKEY'S NEPHEWS.
alba_aulbath: XD
alba_aulbath: Goofy is the only one with a son, lol. :O
voodoobob: ... which leads inevitably to the realization that Goofy is apparently the only one who got laid. XD
alba_aulbath: HAHAHAHA
voodoobob: WHICH IS ODD BECAUSE BOTH DONALD AND MICKEY HAVE LADIES. XD
alba_aulbath: I KNOW
alba_aulbath: Goofy has ... various girlfriends.

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Comments

[risingdragon.livejournal.com]

GOOFY IS A HIMBO

[pyrasaur.livejournal.com]

Now I'm imagining Goofy sheepishly confessing to that one time he woke up with a raging hangover, beside a strange woman. He'd be so cute while confessing, too!

[sister-coyote.livejournal.com]

Wow! Goofy is clearly the player.

[bassclefsolo.livejournal.com]

XD
Astute observation! I'd never have considered that...

[bean-bunny.livejournal.com]

Goofy has ... various girlfriends.

And they're both named Daisy and Minnie.

(rimshot!)

[isanah.livejournal.com]

Once you go Goofy, you never go back. XD

[damn-legends.livejournal.com]

I'd lament the loss of my childhood, but I think fanficrants killed it dead already.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Excuse me while I go die now. XD

[ladygoddess.livejournal.com]

Did anyone not love the Goofy movie? I mean, how cool a dad is Goofy in the end? And I think Max's trying to pick up Roxanne perfectly categorized your teenager years in a nutshell.