Even the stupidity is kind of charming, isn't it? Makes it a little triumph whenever they eat of their own volition. XD No clue about the mutations... Deirdre was definitely a Child of the Mind, which is fairly well documented, but I've never heard of slow agers like the wonder twins before. If I had any clue where to begin or how to make sense of what I was looking at, I'd try and have a look at their genomes, but I really, really don't.

Emma was actually a refugee from a previous world that got fucked up by the Super Speech Toy, and I had some weird errors in trying to export her - can't help but wonder if that messed with her somehow. Or if she's just plain passing on weird genes.

... That is the creepiest norn ever. A-at least he has good instincts?!