So, does this mean Goofy is pimp?

voodoobob: "By his sister Amelia Fieldmouse, Mickey Mouse has two nephews, the lesser-known Morty and Ferdie Fieldmouse (in contrast to Donald Duck's famous nephews, Huey, Dewey and Louie)."
voodoobob: I KNEW I WASN'T HALLUCINATING MICKEY'S NEPHEWS.
alba_aulbath: XD
alba_aulbath: Goofy is the only one with a son, lol. :O
voodoobob: ... which leads inevitably to the realization that Goofy is apparently the only one who got laid. XD
alba_aulbath: HAHAHAHA
voodoobob: WHICH IS ODD BECAUSE BOTH DONALD AND MICKEY HAVE LADIES. XD
alba_aulbath: I KNOW
alba_aulbath: Goofy has ... various girlfriends.

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