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[fuyu]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I gave kupoke a kidney (1000 points). In September I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been nice (217 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, voodoobob

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So how's the new kidney working out, Jason? X3