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[fuyu]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I gave kupoke a kidney (1000 points). In September I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been nice (217 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, voodoobob

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So how's the new kidney working out, Jason? X3

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[skinship.livejournal.com]

A kidney donation got you a bike! :D

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I pulled kaerra's hair (-5 points). In April I pushed chtuhnu in the mud (-17 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (700 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly! Sincerely, skinship

XDXDXD BOW TO THE DICTATOR OF ASSCRACKISTAN

[white-manjushri.livejournal.com]

Hey, you busy this saturday? I was thinking of having the zoo trip then. I would've let you know sooner but I'm having problems with mobilizing the troops.