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Ficlet: "Limits"
You can all blame FF7 doujinshi, specifically K. Haruka, for this one. XD ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
murasakiiro and I were mutually bitching about how bad her stories and characterization of Cid and Vincent are, and it occurred to me that with the way K. Haruka's Cid seems to rape Vincent left and right, Vincent really ought to just transform someday while he's getting molested, and serve the bastard right.
And then, of course, I said "I should write that."
A warning before the LJ-cut: this isn't an outright lemon, I'm saving that for JJ and Drake, but there is still sexual content here - and the first part, despite this being a humor fic, does portray what essentially amounts to sexual molestation. It's intended as a parody of K. Haruka's FF7 doujinshi, in which Cid does this with truly alarming regularity. I mean this to be humorous, but I know not everybody will find a fic with this kind of subject matter funny. And, being a parody, it's probably a lot more amusing if you're familiar with the source material.
So, if you're not familiar with K. Haruka or just don't think you'll find this funny, please do skip over this. If you are familiar with K. Haruka and think you'll be amused by a parody of her Cid x Vincent formula, please proceed.
"Cid, stop it!"
"Fuck, c'mon... you're so damn hot right now..."
"I mean it, Cid! Stop!!"
So what the hell was going on? Cid had been almost ridiculously sweet to him almost right up until they'd gotten into the bed. And sexy. Definitely sexy. Vincent didn't vocalize it much, but he had been just as eager as Cid as they stumbled into the bedroom. He hadn't gotten laid for more than thirty years and he was really fucking horny, damn it. Buttsex? Oh, yes, please.
And then suddenly it was like Cid had some kind of bizarre personality switch. The sweet and sexy Cid was abruptly gone, replaced by this evil alternate Cid-thing from outer space. Vincent had expected and anticipated some degree of aggression - why not? Guys tended to get aggressive. That hadn't surprised him the few times he'd been with men as a Turk, and it didn't surprise him now. It was normal, healthy male mating behavior. No problem.
There was a line, however, and Cid had crossed it almost immediately. Throwing Vincent onto the bed, tearing his clothes off with no preamble, and proceeding to pin him down and poke at his ass without any lube did not qualify as "sexy" in Vincent's book. Even as horny as he was, Vincent would have appreciated at least a little bit of foreplay, or at the very least some lube.
As horny as he had been, more accurately. Being treated this way kind of killed the sex drive.
Bastard hadn't even taken his own clothes off, Vincent noted with indignation.
"Cid - damn it, Cid, I said stop--"
"You were so into it just a second ago, right? So it's no problem!"
Fucking asshole, Vincent fumed. I want my Cid Highwind back, you son of a diseased Malboro.
Cid had removed the fingers and was now preparing to stick a considerably larger part of his anatomy into Vincent's, and that just would not do, not now, with Vincent so freaked and angered and completely un-horny. And his ass was still not fucking lubed. He struggled uselessly against the pilot's grip, seething silently when Cid's weight kept him pinned. Despite being the shorter of the two, Cid had a considerable weight advantage. Damn it all to hell.
Just moments before the less-than-appealing intercourse actually began, Vincent's body spasmed and his eyes opened wide in disbelief for a second as something rose up in his head. Something with teeth and fangs and fur, which did not seem at all happy about this violation of its host.
Oh, Vincent thought as his body began to change. Well, that was one way of solving the problem, anyway.
-
"What the ever-loving fuck was that?" Cid whined later.
Vincent discreetly ducked his head further down into his high collar so that it fully hid his grin. Cid looked absolutely pathetic, wrapped up in so many bandages. It was hard to feel too sorry for him, however - he had practically asked for it. Besides, Tifa reported that the Galian Beast had only scratched Cid up a bit, seemingly preferring to scare the shit out of the pilot rather than seriously harm him.
Vincent did his best to keep his voice as flat as possible. Otherwise, he would break out laughing. "Just a friendly reminder. When you're sleeping with someone, it's a good idea to respect their limits. Especially," and he lifted his head again so Cid could see him smirking, "when those limits are four highly protective monsters that live in the person's head."
Cid sputtered helplessly for a moment as Vincent turned smoothly and walked very calmly away. Then he began limping after the gunman, attempting to defend himself.
"I didn't know you were really freaking out! I thought it was a 'no-but-yes' thing! Hey, Vincent, I'm sorry!"
"You can make it up to me later," Vincent said silkily, "once you get those bandages off, of course. How long did Tifa say it was going to be, anyway? Well, we'd better wait about a month, just to be sure."
"Hey, that's not fair, I apologized already, don't be so cold! Hey, come back here! Vinceeeent...!!"
murasakiiro and I were mutually bitching about how bad her stories and characterization of Cid and Vincent are, and it occurred to me that with the way K. Haruka's Cid seems to rape Vincent left and right, Vincent really ought to just transform someday while he's getting molested, and serve the bastard right.And then, of course, I said "I should write that."
A warning before the LJ-cut: this isn't an outright lemon, I'm saving that for JJ and Drake, but there is still sexual content here - and the first part, despite this being a humor fic, does portray what essentially amounts to sexual molestation. It's intended as a parody of K. Haruka's FF7 doujinshi, in which Cid does this with truly alarming regularity. I mean this to be humorous, but I know not everybody will find a fic with this kind of subject matter funny. And, being a parody, it's probably a lot more amusing if you're familiar with the source material.
So, if you're not familiar with K. Haruka or just don't think you'll find this funny, please do skip over this. If you are familiar with K. Haruka and think you'll be amused by a parody of her Cid x Vincent formula, please proceed.
"Cid, stop it!"
"Fuck, c'mon... you're so damn hot right now..."
"I mean it, Cid! Stop!!"
So what the hell was going on? Cid had been almost ridiculously sweet to him almost right up until they'd gotten into the bed. And sexy. Definitely sexy. Vincent didn't vocalize it much, but he had been just as eager as Cid as they stumbled into the bedroom. He hadn't gotten laid for more than thirty years and he was really fucking horny, damn it. Buttsex? Oh, yes, please.
And then suddenly it was like Cid had some kind of bizarre personality switch. The sweet and sexy Cid was abruptly gone, replaced by this evil alternate Cid-thing from outer space. Vincent had expected and anticipated some degree of aggression - why not? Guys tended to get aggressive. That hadn't surprised him the few times he'd been with men as a Turk, and it didn't surprise him now. It was normal, healthy male mating behavior. No problem.
There was a line, however, and Cid had crossed it almost immediately. Throwing Vincent onto the bed, tearing his clothes off with no preamble, and proceeding to pin him down and poke at his ass without any lube did not qualify as "sexy" in Vincent's book. Even as horny as he was, Vincent would have appreciated at least a little bit of foreplay, or at the very least some lube.
As horny as he had been, more accurately. Being treated this way kind of killed the sex drive.
Bastard hadn't even taken his own clothes off, Vincent noted with indignation.
"Cid - damn it, Cid, I said stop--"
"You were so into it just a second ago, right? So it's no problem!"
Fucking asshole, Vincent fumed. I want my Cid Highwind back, you son of a diseased Malboro.
Cid had removed the fingers and was now preparing to stick a considerably larger part of his anatomy into Vincent's, and that just would not do, not now, with Vincent so freaked and angered and completely un-horny. And his ass was still not fucking lubed. He struggled uselessly against the pilot's grip, seething silently when Cid's weight kept him pinned. Despite being the shorter of the two, Cid had a considerable weight advantage. Damn it all to hell.
Just moments before the less-than-appealing intercourse actually began, Vincent's body spasmed and his eyes opened wide in disbelief for a second as something rose up in his head. Something with teeth and fangs and fur, which did not seem at all happy about this violation of its host.
Oh, Vincent thought as his body began to change. Well, that was one way of solving the problem, anyway.
-
"What the ever-loving fuck was that?" Cid whined later.
Vincent discreetly ducked his head further down into his high collar so that it fully hid his grin. Cid looked absolutely pathetic, wrapped up in so many bandages. It was hard to feel too sorry for him, however - he had practically asked for it. Besides, Tifa reported that the Galian Beast had only scratched Cid up a bit, seemingly preferring to scare the shit out of the pilot rather than seriously harm him.
Vincent did his best to keep his voice as flat as possible. Otherwise, he would break out laughing. "Just a friendly reminder. When you're sleeping with someone, it's a good idea to respect their limits. Especially," and he lifted his head again so Cid could see him smirking, "when those limits are four highly protective monsters that live in the person's head."
Cid sputtered helplessly for a moment as Vincent turned smoothly and walked very calmly away. Then he began limping after the gunman, attempting to defend himself.
"I didn't know you were really freaking out! I thought it was a 'no-but-yes' thing! Hey, Vincent, I'm sorry!"
"You can make it up to me later," Vincent said silkily, "once you get those bandages off, of course. How long did Tifa say it was going to be, anyway? Well, we'd better wait about a month, just to be sure."
"Hey, that's not fair, I apologized already, don't be so cold! Hey, come back here! Vinceeeent...!!"
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Vincent sure showed Rape!Seme!Cid, now DIDN'T HE? =3
<3Kiiro
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For this there is only.... ♥
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wow. that was just.. perfect. Especially loved how his clothes never did come off... BECAUSE THEY NEVER DO. Honestly, wtf is K. Haruka on? Fluffy!Cidvin is better than almostrapethat'snotreallyhotatall!CidVin.
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While I find Haruka's art absolutely amazing, Cid's attitude always bugs me... he got what he deserved, ha!