ZOMBIES

[fuyu]

Oh Jesus fucking God, I wake up at about 4, pet my cat, play some Phoenix Wright, and it's the motherfucking apocalypse?! Godfuckit, doesn't that just fucking figure, only I would sleep in on Armageddon.

Fuck... fuck... well, m-my house doesn't seem broken into, and the fact that I was able to wake up is pretty encouraging... fuck, fuck, but I don't know where the zombies are, they could be coming down the street right now - FUCK, DAD'S AT WORK, MAYBE THEY'VE

god

I don't want to die

Guys? Guys, are you okay? Please, god, answer me if you can... Please don't be...

I... I'm going to barricade the doors. Mom has a gun and I have my Highlander katana... I only pray I'm halfway competent with the sword if it comes down to that.

... I always thought, if it came down to something like this, I'd be brave... I'd go out, damn the risk, and save people, I'd go help my friends... But I guess I'm just a coward after all... god fuck, I'm crying, I don't need to be crying right now but I can't stop...

I can't believe I'm using a silly fandom icon for this post. I feel... so shallow.

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Comments

[rubyd.livejournal.com]

Cut off their HEEEEEDS!!

[fuyu]

SWORDS DON'T NEED RELOADING!!

[rubyd.livejournal.com]

TOO TRUE

[fuyu]

ITZ OKAY GAIZ, I TOOK FENCING

I AM TOTALLY A COMPETENT SWORDSWOMAN

EXCEPT NOT :D

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

It's okay, sweetie, I'm here. It's all going to be okay.

*holds*

[fuyu]

Oh god. T_T

I DUNWANNA BE A ZOMBIE, PEP.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

You won't be a zombie, love. You're much too pretty to be a zombie. It's only the ugly girls that get eaten, remember?

[fuyu]

Oh, horror movie logic, how we love you. ;_;

[anrakushi.livejournal.com]

You've got provisions, right? God, you don't know how happy I am to know someone else in Arizona is alive.

[fuyu]

Yeah... I guess that $350 grocery trip yesterday wasn't such a bad idea after all..

Dude, if only we weren't so far apart. We could band together for strength in numbers. But I couldn't ask you to try and come down here...

[anrakushi.livejournal.com]

I'd try but our driveway is packed. Mom drove over a couple of them when she came home and scattered them briefly but they're back in number. We don't know if we'll be able to get out through them.

At least I've got a whole bunch of gun ammo from my last hunting trip.

[fuyu]

Damn. Do your best, okay? We all have to get through this...

Man, ammo sounds really good right now. Mom's only got a little six-shooter and I don't know what we have in the way of reserve ammo. At least I've got a sword, but I really don't like the idea of getting that close to a zombie...

[anrakushi.livejournal.com]

You too. Keep in touch. (I just wish I didn't have this weird cold-thing, it's starting to slow me down)

Luckily we've got a lot of guns. Try making Molotov cocktails if you've got anything flammable around. Mom's having me do those.

[fuyu]

I will. I don't know if I'll be blogging again, it's kind of hard to think straight, but I'll stay on AIM as long as I can.

Molotovs! Didn't think of that. We've got... well, various vegetable oils, but those'll work, won't they? I know we've got like a million SoBe bottles we can use, too...

[qara-isuke.livejournal.com]

AUGH.

Zombie Survival Handbook, don't fail me now! @_@

Thank god I'm a survival horror freak! I've seen all the _____ of the Dead movies!

[fuyu]

I knew I should have bought that thing!

AT LEAST I'VE GOT A SWORD. And a costume spear that may or may not be effective at all but DOES have the advantage of distance.

And oh hey, we've got all kinds of nasty long sharp gardening tools out back! Stab the zombies with a shovel, y/y?

[anrakushi.livejournal.com]

I have a version for the computer if you think it'll hold out!

[fuyu]

OMG YES.

Last-minute cramming to SAVE MY LIFE. Doesn't it just figure.

[anrakushi.livejournal.com]

You need this. Reader (http://www.microsoft.com/reader/downloads/pc.mspx)

And here's the book file (obvious by title which it is):
http://shinraonline.com/palmer/kittens/

[fuyu]

Love. ♥

[skinship.livejournal.com]

CRICKET BATS REALLY DO WORK, PASS IT ALONG

Less chance of their blood ending up all over the place, too. We'll fucking get through this. Just for the love of God don't do what

I mean don't hit ANYTHING but their head and run away right afterwards. Don't be a moron like me. Christ I vaguely knew that guy from uni no no no no I'm not thinking about that!

I'm going to check again in a few hours if the internet is dead; I want to know you're still human out there, luvvie. LOVE YOU, PEACE, TURKU FINLAND OUT, HAVE TO GO MAKE WHINING NOISES IN THE CORNER NOW. ;_;

[fuyu]

JESUS SHIT THEY'RE IN FINLAND TOO?!

W-we don't have cricket bats - shit - will hammers work? Oh Christ, oh fuck...

I-I'll stay human as long as I can! I don't want to join them...

Hang in there, Neeksie! ;_;

[skinship.livejournal.com]

I heard from my Mum in northern Finland; people say there might be some parts of Lapland that are still safe... As soon as the food hunter team come back we're heading there, too. HELSINKI IS HELL, I WISH I COULD UNSEE THAT LAST TV BROADCAST.

If the hammer's big enough it should work... but go for the BIGGEST THING YOU CAN USE, roomie and the other SCA guys recommended that we just KNOCK THEM OUT AND THEN RUN if we can't remove their heads! (Psst)

Gotta go now, it's roomie's time to warn her brothers... If I can't contact you anymore it was wonderful to know you my dear brainclone BUT WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS, REMEMBER *less than convincing wibbling*

[fuyu]

I-I think I'm glad I haven't turned on the TV...

Oh god oh god Neeks I can't stand this, I...

WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS, THERE IS SO MUCH WE HAVE YET TO DO

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

I AM ALIVE

SO FAR! *holds*