ZOMBIES

[fuyu]

Oh Jesus fucking God, I wake up at about 4, pet my cat, play some Phoenix Wright, and it's the motherfucking apocalypse?! Godfuckit, doesn't that just fucking figure, only I would sleep in on Armageddon.

Fuck... fuck... well, m-my house doesn't seem broken into, and the fact that I was able to wake up is pretty encouraging... fuck, fuck, but I don't know where the zombies are, they could be coming down the street right now - FUCK, DAD'S AT WORK, MAYBE THEY'VE

god

I don't want to die

Guys? Guys, are you okay? Please, god, answer me if you can... Please don't be...

I... I'm going to barricade the doors. Mom has a gun and I have my Highlander katana... I only pray I'm halfway competent with the sword if it comes down to that.

... I always thought, if it came down to something like this, I'd be brave... I'd go out, damn the risk, and save people, I'd go help my friends... But I guess I'm just a coward after all... god fuck, I'm crying, I don't need to be crying right now but I can't stop...

I can't believe I'm using a silly fandom icon for this post. I feel... so shallow.

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Comments

[rubyd.livejournal.com]

Cut off their HEEEEEDS!!

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

It's okay, sweetie, I'm here. It's all going to be okay.

*holds*

[anrakushi.livejournal.com]

You've got provisions, right? God, you don't know how happy I am to know someone else in Arizona is alive.

[qara-isuke.livejournal.com]

AUGH.

Zombie Survival Handbook, don't fail me now! @_@

Thank god I'm a survival horror freak! I've seen all the _____ of the Dead movies!

[skinship.livejournal.com]

CRICKET BATS REALLY DO WORK, PASS IT ALONG

Less chance of their blood ending up all over the place, too. We'll fucking get through this. Just for the love of God don't do what

I mean don't hit ANYTHING but their head and run away right afterwards. Don't be a moron like me. Christ I vaguely knew that guy from uni no no no no I'm not thinking about that!

I'm going to check again in a few hours if the internet is dead; I want to know you're still human out there, luvvie. LOVE YOU, PEACE, TURKU FINLAND OUT, HAVE TO GO MAKE WHINING NOISES IN THE CORNER NOW. ;_;

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

I AM ALIVE

SO FAR! *holds*