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[fuyu]

I sort of had an awful day yesterday, and I have a lot of writing to do today that I really don't want to do. T_T Distract me, flist!

It's time for another round of the "Give me a character and I will tell you five things about them from my personal headcanon" meme. 8D Any fandom I'm into is fine; and this time, if I have no headcanon for the character you ask about, I'll try and make up at least one thing for you. ♥

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[musouka-manga.livejournal.com]

Imma gonna be boring. Edgeworth~

[fuyu]

Hor, you know most of my headcanon for Edgeworth. You PLANTED most of it. XD Well, here goes anyway.

1. Edgeworth has not had sex ever. Period, point blank. There are many reasons for this - his complete social ineptitude (he has no idea how one would even begin to negotiate for such an encounter), lack of time due to his extreme devotion to his studies and his legal career, and finally a simple lack of deeper interest in anyone he's found physically attractive - up to now he's had no desire to change his status because he simply doesn't see it as relevant to his life at this time. Naturally Phoenix changes all this.

2. Actually, even now that he's fallen in love with Phoenix, he's still insisting to himself that's irrelevant because he's sure the odds of Phoenix returning his interest are in the negatives, so he'd much rather just keep it to himself and spare them both the humiliating confrontation.

3. He didn't just inherit Gregory's looks and sense of justice - he got his bad eyes, too. He's badly nearsighted. It didn't really start setting in until he started puberty, and he spent a couple years deathly terrified that he was going to go completely blind. Despite this, he never bothered going to von Karma for help, having no delusions about how much sympathy he would receive, and instead pushed through stubbornly until he was old enough to go and get a prescription for contact lenses for himself. Franziska is the only one who knows, and she went with him to the optometrist.

4. He's an accent sponge. Phoenix and Maya privately think it's hilarious, because whenever he comes back from traveling, he's picked up an accent depending on where he was. If he went to a lot of different places, he comes home with a very complex accent. This applies to American accents as well. Oddly, LA is the only place that does NOT affect his speech - when he's there for any length of time, he'll revert to his "natural" way of speaking, which is not very Los Angelesian at all.

5. He just really likes pink. Shut up. Pink can be masculine, dammit.