You name three characters, I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry and one to challenge to Super Smash Brothers. Stick to the fictional characters, either gender is okay.
Vincent goes over, for the same reasons as Cloud plus he can probably turn into Chaos on the way down and fly away. Tifa becomes my sexy fistfighting bride. I play games with Mytho because it'd be interesting to see if his non-emotions would make him better or worse at competitive games. Also because marrying him is for Rue and Rue deserves nice things.
djhxj. Well, Cloud has the survival factor of a cockroach, so I'd reluctantly tip him over. I'd marry Fakir so he has a token wife to show off to reassure people that he's normal despite how much time he spends with a duck. Smash Bros. for Edgey because he needs the practice with simple human interaction.
Okay, so I was thinking of that question as like, since it was fictional characters, that Edgey would be the combatant, not the player-of-a-video-game. Hence my confusion.
Heartless!Ansem gets kicked gleefully off the cliff. Seifer's a great little snot (assuming you meant KH!Seifer), so Smash Bros. for sure. ... I actually don't want to marry any of them, but I guess I'd have sex with Axel? We could have a 24-hour marriage for kicks.
I - I kind of want to just play Smash Bros. with all of them. If I must pick, though, Phoenix - he is a very handsome young man but marrying him would make Miles very very sad. Zax, though this pains me, goes over the cliff, amidst my fervent and whimpering apologies, and he is given a Revive/Final Attack combo just in case he doesn't make it. Dawn I wait for fifteen years and then maybe propose to, if she hasn't already shacked up with Pearl.
Alternately you could switch Zax and Phoenix, because Zax would probably like gaems as much as Phoenix, and Phoenix has been known to fall off cliffs and not die. :p
Sora is far too young and cute, and also HIS THREESOME. I CAN'T BREAK IT UP. Smash Bros. all night long. Tidus I marry in a ceremony very similar to Yuna's in that nobody cares about it afterwards and so there can be an amusing symmetry in that they're both having extramarital relations. XD
Rinoa goes over, although not without remorse because I actually don't hate her. Roxas... Smash Bros. because god damn that boy's life is made of pain and tragedy and he needs some happy. Rikku I marry and am very understanding of the sword-wielding ladyfriend with short silver hair that visits her so often :D
MARRY BALTHIER YES YES YES PLZ. I thought about tossing Rayek, because he could float himself right back up, but Snape would be no fun to play games with and watching Rayek go ??!?!?!?!? and trying to figure out how the TV works would be adorable. So Snape gets the cliff.
Okay, seriously now. Brief thought was given to tipping Patrick off a cliff, since that appears to be his fate, but I actually like him, so I'll marry him. Vowels goes off the cliff. Setsuna gets challenged to Smash Bros. because it's not the extensive therapy he needs but it's the best I can do, man.
Felt is adorable, I'll wait for her to stop being jailbait and marry her. Paine goes over a cliff, at the bottom of which Yuna and Rikku are waiting with phoenix down. Smash Bros. with Adrian because she's adoooorable. (And the lady in the icon would sue and/or kill me if I went with either of the other options.)
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Mmmmmmmm Mythos, Tifa and Vincent. (I can't remember if we overlap in any other fandom...)
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Which obviously would get quite torn in interesting places.
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He needs to spend more time frivolously. :<
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Okay, so I was thinking of that question as like, since it was fictional characters, that Edgey would be the combatant, not the player-of-a-video-game. Hence my confusion.
I blame finals.
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... playing Edgey in a fighting game would be kind of awesome
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That's funny.
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...chosing those three was tough.
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That said, Heartless!Ansem, Seifer, Axel.
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(I was tempted to write in Merodi but I thought the better of it.)
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D:
I - I kind of want to just play Smash Bros. with all of them. If I must pick, though, Phoenix - he is a very handsome young man but marrying him would make Miles very very sad. Zax, though this pains me, goes over the cliff, amidst my fervent and whimpering apologies, and he is given a Revive/Final Attack combo just in case he doesn't make it. Dawn I wait for fifteen years and then maybe propose to, if she hasn't already shacked up with Pearl.
Alternately you could switch Zax and Phoenix, because Zax would probably like gaems as much as Phoenix, and Phoenix has been known to fall off cliffs and not die. :p
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Sora is far too young and cute, and also HIS THREESOME. I CAN'T BREAK IT UP. Smash Bros. all night long. Tidus I marry in a ceremony very similar to Yuna's in that nobody cares about it afterwards and so there can be an amusing symmetry in that they're both having extramarital relations. XD
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and am very understanding of the sword-wielding ladyfriend with short silver hair that visits her so often:Dno subject
Balthier, Snape, and Rayek.
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MARRY BALTHIER YES YES YES PLZ. I thought about tossing Rayek, because he could float himself right back up, but Snape would be no fun to play games with and watching Rayek go ??!?!?!?!? and trying to figure out how the TV works would be adorable. So Snape gets the cliff.
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Setsuna F Seiei
Patrick Colasawar
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Okay, seriously now. Brief thought was given to tipping Patrick off a cliff, since that appears to be his fate, but I actually like him, so I'll marry him. Vowels goes off the cliff. Setsuna gets challenged to Smash Bros. because it's not the extensive therapy he needs but it's the best I can do, man.
... and then I punt him off a cliff.
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Most interesting.
Felt Grace, Paine, Adrian Andrews
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