Fscking corporate storytellers.

[fuyu]

To: Square Enix
From: Moi
Subject: All this new FF7 shit

You people frigging suck.

I mean, right when I think I can be comfortable hating you for killing off my favorite characters in Advent Children and generally being buttwads, you do THIS.

Yeah, stop looking innocent. STFU. So Tseng was a hot young thing six years ago, the spiky guy is definitely Reno, Rufus had some connection to the Turks way back when, this new Veld guy was apparently the leader of the original Turks and is Tseng's mentor? And what's with the beautiful rendered Advent Children Aerith? And is that Reno's face we see on the right? Talking to Cloud?

Stupid Squenix. How the hell am I supposed to hate you when I'm having a fangasm?

Comments

[gogglebeast.livejournal.com]

*cackles* RENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...I still wont accept Advent Children as complete canon, but BOOYAH.

..Now, help me fly to Japan and rent a DoCoMo. X3 We can share!

[fuyu]

Fly? But... that's so expensive. We won't have enough money for the phone and game when we get there.

No, we'd better swim. XD

[bean-bunny.livejournal.com]

... I absolutley don't get it.

I gotta replay FF7, I think.