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Does anybody want a sharpshooter?
Nov. 17th, 2003 09:08 pmAlyssa: ::sits JJ down:: Okay, JJ. This 'taking-over-my-head' crap has got to stop.
JJ: But you said yourself I'm your favorite character in FAKE.
Alyssa: Well, yes. But! You must have noticed the... overabundance of plot bunnies?
JJ: Everyone's breeding them. It looks like fun.
Alyssa: .....yes, everybody is breeding them. THAT'S THE POINT. It needs to STOP. I mean, let's look at the bunnies you've turned in over the last two days, shall we? There's the one I just posted... yeah, and you know I only did that one because you were sitting there holding it and smiling at me and it was too cute to resist. The threesome fic - honestly, JJ, what possessed you to suggest a threesome fic?
JJ: Your brain was melting from that horrible FF7 lemon. I had to save it somehow.
Alyssa: Yeah, but a threesome with you and Dee and Ryo is not going to have that effect, trust me. Let's see... no, hell no, not the Ryo-is-in-a-coma fic with the messed-up support relationship between you and Dee. No.
JJ: Hey, you thought that was an interesting idea!
Alyssa: But it's not mine to write! The idea is from somebody else's fic! And Auron and Braska's messed up relationship is enough for me to deal with, thank you. Let's see what else..... oh no. No. JJ, no. Put the crack FAKE/Gravi/Ehrgeiz crossover bunny DOWN. Put it down and walk slowly away. Slowly...
JJ: But that would be fun! And it could work, didn't you think so too? You can even have me be a Han Daehan fanboy!
Alyssa: .......::sobs::
(Yes. As you can see, there is a little blue-haired cop running around in my head who needs to be sedated or something. I love JJ dearly, but not when he's trying to become supreme ruler of my brain.)
JJ: But you said yourself I'm your favorite character in FAKE.
Alyssa: Well, yes. But! You must have noticed the... overabundance of plot bunnies?
JJ: Everyone's breeding them. It looks like fun.
Alyssa: .....yes, everybody is breeding them. THAT'S THE POINT. It needs to STOP. I mean, let's look at the bunnies you've turned in over the last two days, shall we? There's the one I just posted... yeah, and you know I only did that one because you were sitting there holding it and smiling at me and it was too cute to resist. The threesome fic - honestly, JJ, what possessed you to suggest a threesome fic?
JJ: Your brain was melting from that horrible FF7 lemon. I had to save it somehow.
Alyssa: Yeah, but a threesome with you and Dee and Ryo is not going to have that effect, trust me. Let's see... no, hell no, not the Ryo-is-in-a-coma fic with the messed-up support relationship between you and Dee. No.
JJ: Hey, you thought that was an interesting idea!
Alyssa: But it's not mine to write! The idea is from somebody else's fic! And Auron and Braska's messed up relationship is enough for me to deal with, thank you. Let's see what else..... oh no. No. JJ, no. Put the crack FAKE/Gravi/Ehrgeiz crossover bunny DOWN. Put it down and walk slowly away. Slowly...
JJ: But that would be fun! And it could work, didn't you think so too? You can even have me be a Han Daehan fanboy!
Alyssa: .......::sobs::
(Yes. As you can see, there is a little blue-haired cop running around in my head who needs to be sedated or something. I love JJ dearly, but not when he's trying to become supreme ruler of my brain.)
