Me: Okay, iMovie. I've got a nice, shiny new set of files for you... Please will you import them? Pretty please?
iMovie: NO. Absolutely not. ERROR -40, BITCH.
Me: Look, I'm not a native Mac user. I don't know what that means. I need to get this movie done, I'm trying my best here...
iMovie: Why don't you go ask Google?
Me: Fine, be that way. Hey, Google?
Google: Ayeah?
Me: What's Quicktime Error -40 mean when I'm importing video into iMovie?
Google: Ah, let's see here... Oh, here we go.
"iMovie will not import a file over 2 gigabytes in length or about 9 minutes." Why, are you getting that?
Me: ...
Google: Huh?
Me: ...
Google: You okay there, kiddo?
Me: I wish I'd thought to look this up, like, a week ago.