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Apr. 20th, 2004 06:37 pmI would like to nominate the Kingdom Hearts fic "Legend of the Paopu" for Most Unintentionally Painful Lemon.
Riku x Sora lemon. Not especially well-written anyway, but... here, here's the three important things.
1) They do it at least waist-deep in sea water. Using sea water as lube.
2) Riku's not being especially slow or gentle.
3) It's Sora's first time.
Poor Sora. He's not going to be able to walk for at least a month.
(And I can hear Whitney's brain shattering from here. XD;;)
Riku x Sora lemon. Not especially well-written anyway, but... here, here's the three important things.
1) They do it at least waist-deep in sea water. Using sea water as lube.
2) Riku's not being especially slow or gentle.
3) It's Sora's first time.
Poor Sora. He's not going to be able to walk for at least a month.
(And I can hear Whitney's brain shattering from here. XD;;)
