Icon pairing meme

Stealth-ganked from lipstickcat because this is just entirely too funny. XD

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may
have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.)
Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first
pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.

Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) x Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII)
Dee Latener (FAKE) x Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Janus Zeal (Chrono Trigger) x JJ Adams (FAKE)
Loz x Rude (both FF7)
Tifa Lockhart x Zax (both FF7)

How many kinds of wrong is this? XDXDXDXDXD