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I swear to all gods above and below, this fucking printer.

Me: Okay, we're gonna print this one out in increments, since you're starting to get a little low on ink, and we wanna minimize waste.
Printer: I got it!
Me: All righty! So, first thing I want is five copies of this image.
Printer: Okay! :D
Printer: *prints out one*
Me: ...
Printer: :D
Me: I... asked for five.
Printer: Oh, oopsie!
Me: Okay, we'll try that again. Five copies.
Printer: Okay! :D
Printer: *prints out one*
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: FIVE. COPIES.
Printer: D:
Me: Okay. AGAIN.
Printer: ...
Printer: ...
Printer: ...
Me: What.
Printer: I got a paper jam. D:
Me: Oh, for - well, that's a legitimate problem at least, here, I'll--
Printer: Okay I'm better now!!
Me: I didn't even-- oh who cares, at least you're printing.
Printer: :D *continues printing out five copies*
Me: Great, these all look good! Now, let's go for another five.
Printer: Okay! :D
Printer: ...
Printer: ...
Printer: ...
Me: Any minute now...
Printer: Oh! Uh, you wanted me to print them now?
Me: ADGHKFLJKHLGKJL;

DX DX DX