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Random terrifying observation: the author's notes at the top of the fic list the "parings" that will be in the fic. Dr/JJ is listed. I have so much fear.
With no further ado, I present chapter 2 of Expecting Another.
-* Fourteen Days Later- 2 weeks- *-
Because our pitiful, sluggish brains cannot comprehend numbers larger than eight, so you need to help us out a bit. Thanks for the clarification.
Ryo moaned in displeasure as he laid on the couch Monday morning. "Damn is anything on TV today?" He threw the remote on the floor. Suddenly Ryo felt nauseated as he clenched his stomach running to the bathroom toilet.
*head spins* Whoa, dude, that is not cool. You don't set the scene and then give us five seconds to adjust before throwing in a sudden action like that.
Nearly making it there, Ryo threw up all he had that morning and last night. Without recognition Dee walked into the apartment. "Ryo…baby where are you?"
He only NEARLY made it? Um, are we supposed to have mental images of Ryou puking on the bathroom floor? I think I want to return mine.
Ryo moaned in the bathroom. "I'm in… (Throws up) …the bathroom!"
Said Ryou from the bathroom, adding a convenient parenthetical aside to clarify what he was doing. In the bathroom.
Dee dropped his keys on the kitchen table as he made his way down the hall to his and Ryo's bathroom. He gasped at the sight of Ryo hunched over the toilet, trying his hardest to smile.
Not even Ryou would be attempting to smile while he was throwing up. He'd be too busy, well, throwing up.
"Good morning Dee." Ryo welcomed but then was face to face with toilet again.
See?
Dee knelt down beside Ryo gazing at him with concern. "Ryo are you sick?" he asked as his blonde lover finished hacking.
Ryou: Heavens, no! I'm in prime condition, positively capital. Once my stomach ceases to empty itself, I shall go directly for my morning constitutional!
"I think so." Ryo wiped his mouth. "Why else would I be throwing up?"
Dee felt Ryo's head, "You don't seem to have a fever." Dee sat there for a minute. He then stood up and pulled Ryo to his feet. "Let's take you to the hospital `kay?"
Ryo nodded as they grabbed their coats and headed for the hospital.
*~~~~~*
Ooooh... it's a pretty scene divider. Look at it shine.
Ryo peered out the window of the passenger side door. "Dee where are we?"
Dee: New York. America. Planet Earth. The Milky Way.
"Were at the hospital, like I said." Dee answered pulling into the small building's parking lot.
Ryou: I asked where we ARE, Dee, not where we WERE...
KawaiiJade, apostrophes are your friends too.
"I don't recognize this hospital." Ryo stated as they entered the building. They approached a counter, with a female nurse filing paper working behind it.
So, is the filing paper something completely separate from her job? Does she file paper as a hobby?
"Hello…I'm Dee MacLean I have an appointment for Randy MacLean?"
The nurse nodded and pointed to a bunch of rooms down the hall. "Yes Dr. Jenkins will meet you in the room marked 34." Dee thanked the nurse and took his husband to the room.
As they entered the room Ryo sat on the bed. "You had an appointment for me? Do you have some kind of psychic powers that you knew I would be sick?" Ryo sat back.
Oh, fuck no. You are not telling me that Dee's seme sense tingled and told him that Ryou was having morning sickness. You just are not.
Dee laughed folding his and Ryo's coat over his arm. "Just wait until the doctor comes. If I'm right I'll explain everything."
Goddammit, you are telling me that. I would like very much to know how the fuck Dee knows that Ryou is pregnant when Ryou doesn't. I mean, you would think that the guy who can get pregnant would be the first to know.
Ryo began to protest until the door knocked and the doctor walked in. `Um a female? ` Ryo wondered.
Females are such a rare species that Ryou has never met one, of course.
Then the red headed doctor spoke. "You must be Randy." She held out her hand. Ryo shook it then Dee did. "Hi I'm Dr. Jenkins. I will help you with your gift."
You know, KawaiiJade, there are better ways to describe the doctor than by giving us the impression that there are two doctors in the room and that one of them is red-haired.
His... his gift? Fuck, does everybody but Ryou know that he is destined to bear assbabies?
Ryo looked at the doctor. "Gift?" Then he looked at Dee. "What gift? What is she talking about Dee?"
"He doesn't know does he?" she asked. Dee shook his head. "Okay then. Randy may you fill this up. The bathroom is right down the hall."
*cries* I want to stop being right.
Ryo took the cup and gazed at it confusingly. Dee sighed then laughed. "Ryo go pee in the cup."
That got Ryo's attention and he left the room blushing. `Of course that's what she was talking about. `
I will say nothing. I will not dignify any of that with a riff.
*~~~~~~~~*
Oh wait, I get it. It's stars playing jumprope.
Two hours later the doctor came back with the results. "Randy…Dee?" They looked up. "I have some very good news."
Confusion played on Ryo's face. `What good news could you get from pee in a cup? `
URINE is an okay word to use in a clinical context like this, KawaiiJade.
Dee pulled Ryo's hand in his. Now Ryo was really confused. What was going on? Why was Dee acting strange? And what was the doctor talking about when she mentioned gift? "Is it what I thought Dr.?"
She nodded. "Yes…Randy can bare children."
You know what, given the disturbing Bikky/Ryou undertones from the end of the last chapter, this is a particularly disturbing typo.
Ryo froze. "And yes he's pregnant. Congratulations." That was it. With a loud bang Ryo hit the floor fainted of the overwhelming discussion.
*hands the sentence a trophy* Congratulations! You are hereby declared this fic's Most Confusing Sentence! Cherish the honor well.
It couldn't be true. How could Ryo, a guy get pregnant?
That's what we'd like to know, and what you should be explaining, like, right now.
He knew there has been many new things in the medical theories but this couldn't be one of them. Could it?
*pats Ryou on the head* Not in the real world, dear - but since you're stuck in this fic, well, sucks to be you.
*breathes* Depending on how horrible later chapters are, or if she even updates, I may or may not continue this one. I think we'll all want to see the train wreck through to the end, though.
ficbitch_anon)Random terrifying observation: the author's notes at the top of the fic list the "parings" that will be in the fic. Dr/JJ is listed. I have so much fear.
With no further ado, I present chapter 2 of Expecting Another.
-* Fourteen Days Later- 2 weeks- *-
Because our pitiful, sluggish brains cannot comprehend numbers larger than eight, so you need to help us out a bit. Thanks for the clarification.
Ryo moaned in displeasure as he laid on the couch Monday morning. "Damn is anything on TV today?" He threw the remote on the floor. Suddenly Ryo felt nauseated as he clenched his stomach running to the bathroom toilet.
*head spins* Whoa, dude, that is not cool. You don't set the scene and then give us five seconds to adjust before throwing in a sudden action like that.
Nearly making it there, Ryo threw up all he had that morning and last night. Without recognition Dee walked into the apartment. "Ryo…baby where are you?"
He only NEARLY made it? Um, are we supposed to have mental images of Ryou puking on the bathroom floor? I think I want to return mine.
Ryo moaned in the bathroom. "I'm in… (Throws up) …the bathroom!"
Said Ryou from the bathroom, adding a convenient parenthetical aside to clarify what he was doing. In the bathroom.
Dee dropped his keys on the kitchen table as he made his way down the hall to his and Ryo's bathroom. He gasped at the sight of Ryo hunched over the toilet, trying his hardest to smile.
Not even Ryou would be attempting to smile while he was throwing up. He'd be too busy, well, throwing up.
"Good morning Dee." Ryo welcomed but then was face to face with toilet again.
See?
Dee knelt down beside Ryo gazing at him with concern. "Ryo are you sick?" he asked as his blonde lover finished hacking.
Ryou: Heavens, no! I'm in prime condition, positively capital. Once my stomach ceases to empty itself, I shall go directly for my morning constitutional!
"I think so." Ryo wiped his mouth. "Why else would I be throwing up?"
Dee felt Ryo's head, "You don't seem to have a fever." Dee sat there for a minute. He then stood up and pulled Ryo to his feet. "Let's take you to the hospital `kay?"
Ryo nodded as they grabbed their coats and headed for the hospital.
*~~~~~*
Ooooh... it's a pretty scene divider. Look at it shine.
Ryo peered out the window of the passenger side door. "Dee where are we?"
Dee: New York. America. Planet Earth. The Milky Way.
"Were at the hospital, like I said." Dee answered pulling into the small building's parking lot.
Ryou: I asked where we ARE, Dee, not where we WERE...
KawaiiJade, apostrophes are your friends too.
"I don't recognize this hospital." Ryo stated as they entered the building. They approached a counter, with a female nurse filing paper working behind it.
So, is the filing paper something completely separate from her job? Does she file paper as a hobby?
"Hello…I'm Dee MacLean I have an appointment for Randy MacLean?"
The nurse nodded and pointed to a bunch of rooms down the hall. "Yes Dr. Jenkins will meet you in the room marked 34." Dee thanked the nurse and took his husband to the room.
As they entered the room Ryo sat on the bed. "You had an appointment for me? Do you have some kind of psychic powers that you knew I would be sick?" Ryo sat back.
Oh, fuck no. You are not telling me that Dee's seme sense tingled and told him that Ryou was having morning sickness. You just are not.
Dee laughed folding his and Ryo's coat over his arm. "Just wait until the doctor comes. If I'm right I'll explain everything."
Goddammit, you are telling me that. I would like very much to know how the fuck Dee knows that Ryou is pregnant when Ryou doesn't. I mean, you would think that the guy who can get pregnant would be the first to know.
Ryo began to protest until the door knocked and the doctor walked in. `Um a female? ` Ryo wondered.
Females are such a rare species that Ryou has never met one, of course.
Then the red headed doctor spoke. "You must be Randy." She held out her hand. Ryo shook it then Dee did. "Hi I'm Dr. Jenkins. I will help you with your gift."
You know, KawaiiJade, there are better ways to describe the doctor than by giving us the impression that there are two doctors in the room and that one of them is red-haired.
His... his gift? Fuck, does everybody but Ryou know that he is destined to bear assbabies?
Ryo looked at the doctor. "Gift?" Then he looked at Dee. "What gift? What is she talking about Dee?"
"He doesn't know does he?" she asked. Dee shook his head. "Okay then. Randy may you fill this up. The bathroom is right down the hall."
*cries* I want to stop being right.
Ryo took the cup and gazed at it confusingly. Dee sighed then laughed. "Ryo go pee in the cup."
That got Ryo's attention and he left the room blushing. `Of course that's what she was talking about. `
I will say nothing. I will not dignify any of that with a riff.
*~~~~~~~~*
Oh wait, I get it. It's stars playing jumprope.
Two hours later the doctor came back with the results. "Randy…Dee?" They looked up. "I have some very good news."
Confusion played on Ryo's face. `What good news could you get from pee in a cup? `
URINE is an okay word to use in a clinical context like this, KawaiiJade.
Dee pulled Ryo's hand in his. Now Ryo was really confused. What was going on? Why was Dee acting strange? And what was the doctor talking about when she mentioned gift? "Is it what I thought Dr.?"
She nodded. "Yes…Randy can bare children."
You know what, given the disturbing Bikky/Ryou undertones from the end of the last chapter, this is a particularly disturbing typo.
Ryo froze. "And yes he's pregnant. Congratulations." That was it. With a loud bang Ryo hit the floor fainted of the overwhelming discussion.
*hands the sentence a trophy* Congratulations! You are hereby declared this fic's Most Confusing Sentence! Cherish the honor well.
It couldn't be true. How could Ryo, a guy get pregnant?
That's what we'd like to know, and what you should be explaining, like, right now.
He knew there has been many new things in the medical theories but this couldn't be one of them. Could it?
*pats Ryou on the head* Not in the real world, dear - but since you're stuck in this fic, well, sucks to be you.
*breathes* Depending on how horrible later chapters are, or if she even updates, I may or may not continue this one. I think we'll all want to see the train wreck through to the end, though.
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"With a loud bang Ryo hit the floor fainted of the overwhelming discussion."
That is Eye of Argon material right there.