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[fuyu]

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So one day I wrote a rant about	the Giant Squid as erotic metaphor
and how this relates to	why the PoA movie werewolf sucked
and I got this many comments:	54
Then along came	white_aster
who said:	"But what about Lupin's moustache?"
So then I	just flamed everyone randomly
and blamed everything on	kupoke
and	now I'm reading nothing but gen.
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The PoA movie werewolf did suck. XD (The PoA movie sucked, as far as I'm concerned.)

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[kupoke.livejournal.com]

You didn't like the PoA movie? o.o;;;

Frankly, it was my favorite so far. X3;;;

What didn't you like about it? o.o;;;

[fuyu]

Where do I start? X3;;;;

Remus Lupin's character was shot, stabbed, and thrown down a well. The warm, fatherly sort of character he was in the book got turned into a condescending bitch. It started to piss me off how he kept telling Harry that the chocolate would help every single time he had to give him some. Yes, Lupin, thank you, Harry KNOWS THAT BY NOW. And that was the least of what bugged me... I could go on and on about the boggart scene, and the scene where Lupin took the map from Harry. ... I mean, he YELLED! In the book, there was even special note made of the fact that he DIDN'T raise his voice, and how his reprimand made Harry feel worse than all of Snape's spitting and screaming. (Speaking of that, where was it? Yes, Mr. Rickman, you are very Snapish and you are also sex incarnate which is a combination that slightly disturbs me, but you didn't shout nearly enough. Snape does blow his cool.) And he cut Hermione off in mid-sentence and... and... and.... T_T

Speaking of Hermione... I could halfway deal with the pink hoodie, but this is a girl who likes books as much as she likes people. Give her nerdy comfortable clothes she can lounge in, dammit! And I wanted to smack her during the Time-Turner sequence... she'd just spent five minutes drilling it into Harry's brain that they had to stay hidden, they couldn't be seen... and then they're hiding behind themselves and she goes "Is that what my hair really looks like from the back?" and nearly exposes herself looking. WTF. Since when does Hermione care more about what her hair looks like than possibly breaking one of the biggest and most important rules in wizarding life?

...And the werewolf sucked.

.....

Well, erm, you asked. XD;;;;