Edward Elric is turning me straight.

[fuyu]

So I'm watching FMA, I'm on episode 17, and of course I'm loving it and appreciating the episode as it goes and really getting into the whole mock-battle sequence...

...and then it cuts to a shot of Ed in the shower, and every single train of thought running veers off its tracks and crashes.

GODDAMMIT, BOY, CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR. FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLDS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK THAT SEXY.

That will be all.

(...actually, Ed, don't cut your hair. ever. in fact, don't braid it anymore either.)

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[white_aster]

...and then it cuts to a shot of Ed in the shower, and every single train of thought running veers off its tracks and crashes.

Yeah...that scene........yeah. :spaces just thinking about it: ......yeah...

[fuyu]

That boy will make a pedophile of me, I swear to gods. I mean, I can handle him as long as his hair is braided, but as soon as he lets it down I turn into a puddle. XD

[white_aster]

I have a hair!fetish liekwhoa, so I'm right there with you.... Even the braid gives me the wibblies. Have you gotten to Kimberly yet? I was so sad when he cut his hair....

[fuyu]

I believe I've seen him, yeah. He's the one with the circles on his palms, right? We haven't been formally introduced yet, but I think I've seen him.

...mmmm, hair. :heart:

I swear, it doesn't help my pervy Ed-fancying self (though, one asks, when the boy is as hot as Ed, can fancying him really be pervy?) that, more or less at the exact same time as I'm fangirling over him and his hair... the Gaia Online plot updates and my favorite character reappears and ALSO has LONG, PRETTY BLOND HAIR.

[white_aster]

Yes. Circles on palms. Love of sploding people. One of the best smirks known to man (alongside Greed, that is). And omgtehhair.

the Gaia Online plot updates and my favorite character reappears and ALSO has LONG, PRETTY BLOND HAIR.

...it's a sign. I'm not sure of what...but it's a sign!

[fuyu]

W00t. Yes, he did have a nice ponytail when I saw him. :D

...it's a sign. I'm not sure of what...but it's a sign!

...that fancying hot, underage anime boys with long blond hair is the way to the Promised Land? XD

[white_aster]

...that fancying hot, underage anime boys with long blond hair is the way to the Promised Land? XD

EXACTLY. And lo they shall lead in all their glory....

[fuyu]

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I think I just found religion. :D