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Dreams
This morning I helped a four-armed girl put on a swimsuit. 8D
That was just one of the highlights of my dream, actually. The overall plot was pretty crazy.
There was some weird stuff at the beginning with Wonder Woman and other superheroes. No, I've got no clue what was going on. The cityscape was interesting, though.
The action - if you can really call it that XD - started in my house. This was somehow connected to the superhero thing, but I can't really coherently say how. Suffice to say I somehow ended up with Mafia-esque guys trying to kill me. They came into my room and shot shit up, but I somehow managed to escape them... unfortunately, they had a female accomplice who caught me on my way out.
She had this really pathetic little gun that shot a lot of projectiles really fast, but they were so wimpy that I was able to stop them with my HAND because I was wearing a leather glove. I implored her to let me at least try to escape - I'm not sure if I was actually trying to preserve myself or not, because I had this jar with me and I think I wanted to bury it as a memorial to someone within the dream, and that seemed extremely important to me somehow. The woman consented, but very distrustfully, and made it clear that she was going to keep an eye on me. Nanni walked by and peeped at us on our way out (impressive, considering all the gunshots that had been going on previously) and I expressed concern that the guys might hurt her. "No, they like cats too," the woman said. Thus reassured, I started regaling her with tales of how we rescued and hand-raised Nanni.
(I love this. Even in my dreams, even when my dream-self is in MORTAL PERIL, I can find time to gush about my kitty to a woman who wants to KILL ME. XD)
And then I don't know what happened, but we apparently went on Madcap Adventures (and I've obviously had too much Kingdom Hearts, since we were in a Lion King-ish world and a Little Mermaid world XD), and apparently the jar just entirely vanished somewhere and the woman was beginning to question the morality of killing me, and she also complained about the ineffectiveness of her gun and was then given a shotgun by Simba. (Or possibly King Triton. I don't know, she got a shotgun from somewhere and we were in a Disney world when it happened.)
After that I really don't remember anything coherent. I know we pissed off King Triton and we were read to a lot and stuff happened, but I couldn't tell you what.
Highlights of the dream:
1. Helping the four-armed girl put the swuimsuit on. I couldn't possibly tell you the context of this.
2. The three-level miniature stage. More than anything, it resembled a cat condo.
3. The inexplicable rack of shotglasses somewhere in the Little Mermaid area. One of them had King Triton and an engraved diamond on it, and it said "Bitch Please". ... Yes.
4. My dream persona kept changing. Depending on what point in the dream, I was a man in my thirties, myself, or someone else entirely different. I think I had four arms at one point myself. Indecisive much, dream self?
Overall, it was pretty entertaining. I'm still hoping for a replay of the "giant purple monster bull rampaging in Renfest" dream someday, though.
That was just one of the highlights of my dream, actually. The overall plot was pretty crazy.
There was some weird stuff at the beginning with Wonder Woman and other superheroes. No, I've got no clue what was going on. The cityscape was interesting, though.
The action - if you can really call it that XD - started in my house. This was somehow connected to the superhero thing, but I can't really coherently say how. Suffice to say I somehow ended up with Mafia-esque guys trying to kill me. They came into my room and shot shit up, but I somehow managed to escape them... unfortunately, they had a female accomplice who caught me on my way out.
She had this really pathetic little gun that shot a lot of projectiles really fast, but they were so wimpy that I was able to stop them with my HAND because I was wearing a leather glove. I implored her to let me at least try to escape - I'm not sure if I was actually trying to preserve myself or not, because I had this jar with me and I think I wanted to bury it as a memorial to someone within the dream, and that seemed extremely important to me somehow. The woman consented, but very distrustfully, and made it clear that she was going to keep an eye on me. Nanni walked by and peeped at us on our way out (impressive, considering all the gunshots that had been going on previously) and I expressed concern that the guys might hurt her. "No, they like cats too," the woman said. Thus reassured, I started regaling her with tales of how we rescued and hand-raised Nanni.
(I love this. Even in my dreams, even when my dream-self is in MORTAL PERIL, I can find time to gush about my kitty to a woman who wants to KILL ME. XD)
And then I don't know what happened, but we apparently went on Madcap Adventures (and I've obviously had too much Kingdom Hearts, since we were in a Lion King-ish world and a Little Mermaid world XD), and apparently the jar just entirely vanished somewhere and the woman was beginning to question the morality of killing me, and she also complained about the ineffectiveness of her gun and was then given a shotgun by Simba. (Or possibly King Triton. I don't know, she got a shotgun from somewhere and we were in a Disney world when it happened.)
After that I really don't remember anything coherent. I know we pissed off King Triton and we were read to a lot and stuff happened, but I couldn't tell you what.
Highlights of the dream:
1. Helping the four-armed girl put the swuimsuit on. I couldn't possibly tell you the context of this.
2. The three-level miniature stage. More than anything, it resembled a cat condo.
3. The inexplicable rack of shotglasses somewhere in the Little Mermaid area. One of them had King Triton and an engraved diamond on it, and it said "Bitch Please". ... Yes.
4. My dream persona kept changing. Depending on what point in the dream, I was a man in my thirties, myself, or someone else entirely different. I think I had four arms at one point myself. Indecisive much, dream self?
Overall, it was pretty entertaining. I'm still hoping for a replay of the "giant purple monster bull rampaging in Renfest" dream someday, though.
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Though being given a shotgun by a disney character is total WIN. XD XD XD
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Isn't it though. XD I still like the "Bitch Please" shotglass, though.
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spoondrop of water in the Sierra.)no subject
Whatever crack you take before bed, can I have some? 'Cause I like your dream better. XD
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Yeah. Sometimes I wonder what the hell goes on in our heads when we're not looking. XD