Random pairings whee. XD

[fuyu]

Through firefly99, I've discovered the wonders of this thing.

President Shinra x Reno
G
Fear

(... wut?)

Cloud x Barret
G
Lifestream

(Fly, I TOTALLY DARE YOU.)

Palmer x BC Turk Katana
PG
Mechanical

(... *shoos away the nascent plotbunny* Don't make my inner Katana Turk weep.)

Kadaj x Zack
NC-17
Fire

(That sounds... um... special.)

Vincent x Gast
R
Guns

(Jenova Project gunporn? Wow.)

BC Turk Rod x Sephiroth
G
Panties

(*uncontrolled snickering*)

Vincent x Denzel
PG
Elixir

(... again, wut?)

Dio x Cait Sith
R
Cold

(... I hate my brain for being able to picture this...)

I think I'll play with the KH pairing generator when I get back from class. >D

Comments

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

HEIDEGGER SHOULD NEVER BE SEME.

[fuyu]

Denzel x Rufus. Nice. XD XD XD

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

Because Rufus would totally be overpowered by the sexyness of an eight years old kid. XD XD

Even better if it's abuse fic! XD Can you imagine Denzel pushing Rufus around?

[fuyu]

Well, 10. But yeah. XD DENZEL IS TOTALLY TEH SEME, YO.

... but he's not as seme as Aerith.

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

I thought he was 10 in OTWTAS? :D;;;

Wait. When his parents died and Meteor came he was 7. Two years later he was nine...

So I guess I should actually start adding DoC to my FFVII timeline math :/

[fuyu]

Oh, wait, okay. So, nine in AC?

I'm ignoring DoC until it's out here and I can actually play it.