Random pairings whee. XD

[fuyu]

Through firefly99, I've discovered the wonders of this thing.

President Shinra x Reno
G
Fear

(... wut?)

Cloud x Barret
G
Lifestream

(Fly, I TOTALLY DARE YOU.)

Palmer x BC Turk Katana
PG
Mechanical

(... *shoos away the nascent plotbunny* Don't make my inner Katana Turk weep.)

Kadaj x Zack
NC-17
Fire

(That sounds... um... special.)

Vincent x Gast
R
Guns

(Jenova Project gunporn? Wow.)

BC Turk Rod x Sephiroth
G
Panties

(*uncontrolled snickering*)

Vincent x Denzel
PG
Elixir

(... again, wut?)

Dio x Cait Sith
R
Cold

(... I hate my brain for being able to picture this...)

I think I'll play with the KH pairing generator when I get back from class. >D

Comments

[laylah.livejournal.com]

a) Icon love, omg.

b) I...could probably find a way to get Kadaj and Zack to work, and, um.
I don't think I'd really respect myself in the morning. >->

[laylah.livejournal.com]

ps my second try gave me Sephiroth/Reno, R, trust. o.O
...It's probably already on ff.net somewhere, isn't it?

[fuyu]

Almost certainly. XD

I'd be tempted to egg you on to do the Kadaj/Zax, but... um... no.

[laylah.livejournal.com]

Haha, it'd be post-Advent Children weird Lifestream stuff. But, um, if there's no pressure, that means I can just pretend the thought never crossed my mind, because dude, so many better things to do. >->

[fuyu]

No pressure, seriously. I'd be a little scared to read it even if you did it. XD

[clarify.livejournal.com]

Omg. Dio x Cait Sith is my new OTP. Same with BC Turk Rod x Sephiroth. Just as long as the Turk Rod tops.

[fuyu]

Srsly. XD

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

ohGOD.

I got Denzel x Rufus, PG, theme: money. AND DENZEL WAS SEME.

This is all kinds of WRONG. It can't be PG. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

....Kadaj x Dyne.

Lifestream fic?

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

HEIDEGGER SHOULD NEVER BE SEME.

[fuyu]

Denzel x Rufus. Nice. XD XD XD

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

Because Rufus would totally be overpowered by the sexyness of an eight years old kid. XD XD

Even better if it's abuse fic! XD Can you imagine Denzel pushing Rufus around?

[fuyu]

Well, 10. But yeah. XD DENZEL IS TOTALLY TEH SEME, YO.

... but he's not as seme as Aerith.

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

I thought he was 10 in OTWTAS? :D;;;

Wait. When his parents died and Meteor came he was 7. Two years later he was nine...

So I guess I should actually start adding DoC to my FFVII timeline math :/

[fuyu]

Oh, wait, okay. So, nine in AC?

I'm ignoring DoC until it's out here and I can actually play it.

[(Anonymous)]

...I just got this:

Zack x Zack, NC-17, Keyword: Panties.

BWUH.

-Kameko

[fuyu]

... Kame, it doesn't surprise me AT ALL that you got that. XD XD XD

(ohgod my mind comes up with something right off, too.)

[laylah.livejournal.com]

...Okay, did he nick the panties from Aeris, or from Cloud? ^_~

[fuyu]

I'm thinking Aerith. Cloud doesn't habitually wear panties. XD

Though, if it were AU wherein Zax lives, and is present for the whole Wall Market debacle...

[laylah.livejournal.com]

You know, one of the reasons I really, really wish Coyo would do more with the Zack-doesn't-die epic is that I've promised to write her the Z/C skirtporn that comes after Wall Market in that AU. *cough*

[fuyu]

... :D

You know, that's actually an interesting thought. How does Zax fit into Wall Market, really? Does he have to disguise himself too? >:D

[laylah.livejournal.com]

With those shoulders? I think not. ^^

I think the way we worked it out when I was trying to help her plot was that Zack got separated from the others there -- Cloud falls, meets Aeris; Zack, losing his mind with worry, goes looking for him (& gets separated from Tifa); Cloud & Aeris see Tifa, proceed with Wall Market plan as usual; Zack runs into them on their way up to Don Corneo's and dies of a nosebleed. Or something. I don't remember how that bit worked out once he caught up to them and discovered that his new boyfriend had been dressed up in a skirt by his old girlfriend and damn, they both look fine. ^^

[fuyu]

Those shoulders and that jawline. Yeah, I see your point. XD

... oh, nice. That works. XD Cloud would die of humiliation on the spot, too, I just know it. Poor boy.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

SO sketching out that Vincent/Gast gunporn. XD

[fuyu]

WIN.

... And your icon is awesome. XD

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

XD Yeah, Chamo-kun is probably my most-used icon ever besides my default.