Random pairings whee. XD

[fuyu]

Through firefly99, I've discovered the wonders of this thing.

President Shinra x Reno
G
Fear

(... wut?)

Cloud x Barret
G
Lifestream

(Fly, I TOTALLY DARE YOU.)

Palmer x BC Turk Katana
PG
Mechanical

(... *shoos away the nascent plotbunny* Don't make my inner Katana Turk weep.)

Kadaj x Zack
NC-17
Fire

(That sounds... um... special.)

Vincent x Gast
R
Guns

(Jenova Project gunporn? Wow.)

BC Turk Rod x Sephiroth
G
Panties

(*uncontrolled snickering*)

Vincent x Denzel
PG
Elixir

(... again, wut?)

Dio x Cait Sith
R
Cold

(... I hate my brain for being able to picture this...)

I think I'll play with the KH pairing generator when I get back from class. >D

Comments

[fuyu]

... Kame, it doesn't surprise me AT ALL that you got that. XD XD XD

(ohgod my mind comes up with something right off, too.)

[laylah.livejournal.com]

...Okay, did he nick the panties from Aeris, or from Cloud? ^_~

[fuyu]

I'm thinking Aerith. Cloud doesn't habitually wear panties. XD

Though, if it were AU wherein Zax lives, and is present for the whole Wall Market debacle...

[laylah.livejournal.com]

You know, one of the reasons I really, really wish Coyo would do more with the Zack-doesn't-die epic is that I've promised to write her the Z/C skirtporn that comes after Wall Market in that AU. *cough*

[fuyu]

... :D

You know, that's actually an interesting thought. How does Zax fit into Wall Market, really? Does he have to disguise himself too? >:D

[laylah.livejournal.com]

With those shoulders? I think not. ^^

I think the way we worked it out when I was trying to help her plot was that Zack got separated from the others there -- Cloud falls, meets Aeris; Zack, losing his mind with worry, goes looking for him (& gets separated from Tifa); Cloud & Aeris see Tifa, proceed with Wall Market plan as usual; Zack runs into them on their way up to Don Corneo's and dies of a nosebleed. Or something. I don't remember how that bit worked out once he caught up to them and discovered that his new boyfriend had been dressed up in a skirt by his old girlfriend and damn, they both look fine. ^^

[fuyu]

Those shoulders and that jawline. Yeah, I see your point. XD

... oh, nice. That works. XD Cloud would die of humiliation on the spot, too, I just know it. Poor boy.