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[fuyu]

*eyes shot glass suspiciously*

You. TripleSec.

I know what you're up to. Just sitting there in my shotglass. Waiting. Looking real innocent. Yeah, you'd like me to think that. I know you would.

I see you there. Biding your time. Oh, you think you'll get the best of me, don't you. Don't you. But you can't fool me.

Oh yes, I'll drink you, little shot. I'll drink you good.

...

Eventually.

Just you wait.

...

I'm on to you.

(Obviously, Lyssie is never going to be a big drinker.)

Comments

[abyssus-abyssum.livejournal.com]

Hey, and that's a bad thing? I'd rather be a light drinker than a heavy drinker. Better for your health.

[fuyu]

No, definitely not a bad thing. Simply a deadpan observation.

(Confirmed through further analysis. GAK oh god that shit was nasty.)

[pyrasaur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, shots in general are pretty kick-in-the-facey. Vodka mixed with juice is more fun, like my orange-carrot juice with orange-flavoured vodka (I named it the horny rabbit, because it's a screwdriver plus carrot, lawl).

[fuyu]

... haha that's cute. XD

I've pretty much decided that anything alcoholic that I drink, anything at all, has to be flavored beyond recognition in some way if I am to be able to tolerate it. Also, preferably creamy and chocolate.

[area-woman.livejournal.com]

*gonk* Wanna trade?

[fuyu]

*pets*