Dorky Kingdom Hearts photoplay!

[fuyu]

The lure of the photoplay was impossible to resist.

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Tifa: Hey, look at you! It's been a while! How've you been, kiddo?
Sora: aaaugh you're scary strong I'm not comfortable with your knuckles on my scalp o god help me


Tifa: Oh, sorry about that. So, what's up?
Sora: I'm looking for my friends. I can't find Riku, Kairi, Donald, OR Goofy! Have you seen them?
Tifa: No, I'm afraid not... I'm actually looking for Cloud myself.


Sora: Aw, man... I'm never gonna find 'em at this rate!
Tifa: Chin up, Sora! We'll find our friends.


Sora: Tifa's right! I can't just mope around feeling sorry for myself. Riku, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, I'm coming!


Sora: Whoa! Vivi, is that you?
Vivi: Sora? Oh, wow, you're still normal!


Sora: Still... normal?
Vivi: Yeah... a lot of people have gone missing from their worlds and ended up here all... weird. Look what happened to Seifer!


Seifer: Not a word, lamer.
Sora: I wasn't gonna say anything... But man, I'd better find out what's going on here.


Tidus and Selphie: Sora!


Sora: Tidus?! Selphie?! You guys too?
Selphie: You've gotta help us, Sora! This is really freaky!
Sora: I'll say... cool sword, though, Tidus.
Tidus: Thanks! I just wish I could move my arms enough to use it.


Sora: OK, this is kinda fun.
Setzer: This is not cricket, Sora.


Sora: Hey, Cloud! Tifa's looking for you.
Cloud: Yeah, I'll... just hide for a while, if it's all the same to you. I'm not too thrilled about her seeing me like this.
Sora: What? Why?
Cloud: ... I think it's just chibi instinct.


Sora: I like your outfit, Yuna!
Yuna: Thanks! You know, everyone seems to like this one better...


Sora: WTF ANSEM! I mean, Xehanort's Heartless! I mean... oh, whatever the hell you're calling yourself. You're behind all this, aren't you!
Ansem: HA HA HA. Exactly so!
Sora: ... why?


Ansem: Well, you see...

*ten minutes of blathering about darkness and hearts and darkness in hearts*


Sora: You know what, I don't care. Die.
Ansem: ACK! I am killed!


Sora: That's the power of the Keyblade! ... but I still need to find my friends...

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Sora: I... I feel so dirty now.
Tifa: Not that I can say anything either, but you're a Disney character. Why does commercialism bother you?



I'm a dork. I know. XD

Comments

[sister-coyote.livejournal.com]

I laughed out loud.

Sora: You know what, I don't care. Die.

Ahahahaha yes.

[fuyu]

Haha, thank you! XD

[princealia.livejournal.com]

I. Am. Dead XDDDDDD

Everything was BRILLIANT.

[fuyu]

*revives*

Thanks! XD I didn't really think it was while I was writing it...

[fel.livejournal.com]

I have no words XD;;;

[fuyu]

I'm a tard, I know. XD

[abyssus-abyssum.livejournal.com]

...you win at everything.

I kinda wish I could have just bapped Ansem/Xehanort's Heartless/Etc. while I could have. Sora is far too nice.

[fuyu]

Ah, it's part of why we love him so.

[taekwonangel.livejournal.com]

This may have made my night. Thanks for the laugh! ^^

[fuyu]

Aww, always happy to entertain! ^_^

[isanah.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was a work of art. It should be preserved for centuries to come.

That said, how did you get your hands on a potion bottle? I've been looking for one...

[fuyu]

XD If you say so.

Oh, I was lucky enough to track some down at a con. :D They were selling the actual drinks, even. (Potion tastes really weird. Sweet and fruity, but with a distinct undertone of medicine, from the herbs. Not BAD, just... weird.)

[isanah.livejournal.com]

Wow, awesome. I was wondering how the stuff tasted. God, it'd be terrible, if like, someone got a potion addiction...

[fuyu]

Yeah. It's pretty good, but you have to be prepared for the medicinal taste.

Oh, man, wouldn't it just?

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

'Not that I can say anything either, but you're a Disney character. Why does commercialism bother you?'

JUST...WIN.

[fuyu]

I was gonna just make the Disney joke, but then I thought about Square and... yeah. XD

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

Sora: I'll say... cool sword, though, Tidus.
Tidus: Thanks! I just wish I could move my arms enough to use it.


*DEADED*

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

......chibi instinct. CLOUD YOU COULD HAVE BEEN GLOMPED. THINK OF THOSE BOOBIES AROUND YOUR HEAD!!

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAY. Photoplays like this win and then conquer some win. XD *wants a working camera now*

Also, NO FAIR YOUR ANSEM XEHANORT'S HEARTLESS STAYS ON HIS BASE :O

[fuyu]

Haha thank you. XD

ONLY BECAUSE I WRESTLED HIM ONTO IT. I FOUGHT A MIGHTY BATTLE. :O

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

...ASLDJF:LSDSF CLOUD.

The rest of it is also made of win, but AAAAAGH CLOUD CHIBI CUTENESS.

[fuyu]

XD XD XD

He IS an awfully cute chibi.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

He was MADE for chibi.

[la-pia.livejournal.com]

OMG, CHIBI INSTINCT. XD

Ansem on the wicker tissue box really amused me too. XD

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