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Dorky Kingdom Hearts photoplay!
The lure of the photoplay was impossible to resist.
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Tifa: Hey, look at you! It's been a while! How've you been, kiddo?
Sora: aaaugh you're scary strong I'm not comfortable with your knuckles on my scalp o god help me
Tifa: Oh, sorry about that. So, what's up?
Sora: I'm looking for my friends. I can't find Riku, Kairi, Donald, OR Goofy! Have you seen them?
Tifa: No, I'm afraid not... I'm actually looking for Cloud myself.
Sora: Aw, man... I'm never gonna find 'em at this rate!
Tifa: Chin up, Sora! We'll find our friends.
Sora: Tifa's right! I can't just mope around feeling sorry for myself. Riku, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, I'm coming!
Sora: Whoa! Vivi, is that you?
Vivi: Sora? Oh, wow, you're still normal!
Sora: Still... normal?
Vivi: Yeah... a lot of people have gone missing from their worlds and ended up here all... weird. Look what happened to Seifer!
Seifer: Not a word, lamer.
Sora: I wasn't gonna say anything... But man, I'd better find out what's going on here.
Tidus and Selphie: Sora!
Sora: Tidus?! Selphie?! You guys too?
Selphie: You've gotta help us, Sora! This is really freaky!
Sora: I'll say... cool sword, though, Tidus.
Tidus: Thanks! I just wish I could move my arms enough to use it.
Sora: OK, this is kinda fun.
Setzer: This is not cricket, Sora.
Sora: Hey, Cloud! Tifa's looking for you.
Cloud: Yeah, I'll... just hide for a while, if it's all the same to you. I'm not too thrilled about her seeing me like this.
Sora: What? Why?
Cloud: ... I think it's just chibi instinct.
Sora: I like your outfit, Yuna!
Yuna: Thanks! You know, everyone seems to like this one better...
Sora: WTF ANSEM! I mean, Xehanort's Heartless! I mean... oh, whatever the hell you're calling yourself. You're behind all this, aren't you!
Ansem: HA HA HA. Exactly so!
Sora: ... why?
Ansem: Well, you see...
*ten minutes of blathering about darkness and hearts and darkness in hearts*
Sora: You know what, I don't care. Die.
Ansem: ACK! I am killed!
Sora: That's the power of the Keyblade! ... but I still need to find my friends...
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Sora: I... I feel so dirty now.
Tifa: Not that I can say anything either, but you're a Disney character. Why does commercialism bother you?
I'm a dork. I know. XD
Click the link for INTRIGUE! DRAMA! Or maybe just TOYS!
Tifa: Hey, look at you! It's been a while! How've you been, kiddo?
Sora: aaaugh you're scary strong I'm not comfortable with your knuckles on my scalp o god help me
Tifa: Oh, sorry about that. So, what's up?
Sora: I'm looking for my friends. I can't find Riku, Kairi, Donald, OR Goofy! Have you seen them?
Tifa: No, I'm afraid not... I'm actually looking for Cloud myself.
Sora: Aw, man... I'm never gonna find 'em at this rate!
Tifa: Chin up, Sora! We'll find our friends.
Sora: Tifa's right! I can't just mope around feeling sorry for myself. Riku, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, I'm coming!
Sora: Whoa! Vivi, is that you?
Vivi: Sora? Oh, wow, you're still normal!
Sora: Still... normal?
Vivi: Yeah... a lot of people have gone missing from their worlds and ended up here all... weird. Look what happened to Seifer!
Seifer: Not a word, lamer.
Sora: I wasn't gonna say anything... But man, I'd better find out what's going on here.
Tidus and Selphie: Sora!
Sora: Tidus?! Selphie?! You guys too?
Selphie: You've gotta help us, Sora! This is really freaky!
Sora: I'll say... cool sword, though, Tidus.
Tidus: Thanks! I just wish I could move my arms enough to use it.
Sora: OK, this is kinda fun.
Setzer: This is not cricket, Sora.
Sora: Hey, Cloud! Tifa's looking for you.
Cloud: Yeah, I'll... just hide for a while, if it's all the same to you. I'm not too thrilled about her seeing me like this.
Sora: What? Why?
Cloud: ... I think it's just chibi instinct.
Sora: I like your outfit, Yuna!
Yuna: Thanks! You know, everyone seems to like this one better...
Sora: WTF ANSEM! I mean, Xehanort's Heartless! I mean... oh, whatever the hell you're calling yourself. You're behind all this, aren't you!
Ansem: HA HA HA. Exactly so!
Sora: ... why?
Ansem: Well, you see...
*ten minutes of blathering about darkness and hearts and darkness in hearts*
Sora: You know what, I don't care. Die.
Ansem: ACK! I am killed!
Sora: That's the power of the Keyblade! ... but I still need to find my friends...
-
And now, a word from our sponsors!
This inane photoplay has been brought to you by...
Sora: Fiends got you down? Heartless giving you trouble? Monsters ruining your day? You need the smart adventurer's choice!
Sora: POTION! Recommended by 14 out of 15 Square heroes, it's the medicine to cure what ails you! Comes in up to five great varieties depending on series, for the discriminating adventurer on the go!
-
Sora: I... I feel so dirty now.
Tifa: Not that I can say anything either, but you're a Disney character. Why does commercialism bother you?
I'm a dork. I know. XD
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