ZOMBIES

[fuyu]

Oh Jesus fucking God, I wake up at about 4, pet my cat, play some Phoenix Wright, and it's the motherfucking apocalypse?! Godfuckit, doesn't that just fucking figure, only I would sleep in on Armageddon.

Fuck... fuck... well, m-my house doesn't seem broken into, and the fact that I was able to wake up is pretty encouraging... fuck, fuck, but I don't know where the zombies are, they could be coming down the street right now - FUCK, DAD'S AT WORK, MAYBE THEY'VE

god

I don't want to die

Guys? Guys, are you okay? Please, god, answer me if you can... Please don't be...

I... I'm going to barricade the doors. Mom has a gun and I have my Highlander katana... I only pray I'm halfway competent with the sword if it comes down to that.

... I always thought, if it came down to something like this, I'd be brave... I'd go out, damn the risk, and save people, I'd go help my friends... But I guess I'm just a coward after all... god fuck, I'm crying, I don't need to be crying right now but I can't stop...

I can't believe I'm using a silly fandom icon for this post. I feel... so shallow.

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Comments

[qara-isuke.livejournal.com]

AUGH.

Zombie Survival Handbook, don't fail me now! @_@

Thank god I'm a survival horror freak! I've seen all the _____ of the Dead movies!

[fuyu]

I knew I should have bought that thing!

AT LEAST I'VE GOT A SWORD. And a costume spear that may or may not be effective at all but DOES have the advantage of distance.

And oh hey, we've got all kinds of nasty long sharp gardening tools out back! Stab the zombies with a shovel, y/y?

[anrakushi.livejournal.com]

I have a version for the computer if you think it'll hold out!

[fuyu]

OMG YES.

Last-minute cramming to SAVE MY LIFE. Doesn't it just figure.

[anrakushi.livejournal.com]

You need this. Reader (http://www.microsoft.com/reader/downloads/pc.mspx)

And here's the book file (obvious by title which it is):
http://shinraonline.com/palmer/kittens/

[fuyu]

Love. ♥