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[fuyu]

Yesterday--

Dentist: So we're taking your teefs out.
Me: I have had time to mentally prepare. Let us be rid of them.
Dentist: Here, have some sedative that will get you through the procedure high as a kite and totally unconscious of what we're doing to you, but also fuck up your system until you can properly sleep it off.
Me: Okay.
Me: *wakes up*
Me: HURK
Me: *gets home*
Me: *manages a teaspoon of ice cream*
Me: HURK
Mom: *sympathy. also, total awareness of all implications of my plight.*

[Hours pass. Sedative is slept off.]

Me: I... can eat a bowl of ice cream! YAY.

[More hours pass.]

Me: Oh god I'm fucking starving. HEY, MASHED POTATOES.
Me: *om nom nom*
Me: Wow, I don't have a lot else to eat do I.

Today--

Mom: *goes to her own, somewhat less severe, dentist appointment, with niecechild in tow*
Mom: *stops at a dollar store and buys MULTITUDE OF CRUNCHY SNACKY THINGS LIKE CHIPS AND PICKLES AND CANDY AND COOKIES, ALL OF WHICH I WANT AND NONE OF WHICH I CAN EAT*
Niece and nephew: :DDDDDD
Me: SJKAHFJKHLGJKJDLG


Is Lyssie going to have to smack a bitch.

Comments

[white-manjushri.livejournal.com]

Hope you feel better! When I got my wisdom teeth removed it was right before Halloween, and while I'm not much of a candy eater it was still like ;_;

Also, the last line of your entry made me laugh.

[fuyu]

Ouuuch. Yeah, that's still a bummer.

Well? Do I?

[white-manjushri.livejournal.com]

You might have to.

Hope your feeling better dood!

[lazzchan.livejournal.com]

You're going on ass =D

[fuyu]

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

God, I feel you there. My teeth were impacted to bejeezus and back, so it sucked.

You will get better, though.

[fuyu]

Yrrrgh. *sympathy*

Yeah, I'm already coping pretty well. The pain is surprisingly minor, it's mainly the *&%*^ swelling that's driving me crazy.

[reversedhymnal.livejournal.com]

At most, it took me two days after getting my wisdom teeth out before I snarled outrage at the world in general and painstakingly learned how to chew macaroni and cheese with just my front teeth.

I UNDERSTAND YOUR PLIGHT DARLING, ;_;

[fuyu]

Hahaha. ♥ Yeah, it took me pretty much zero time to say FUCK THIS, I'M EATING TORTELLINI.

(omg icon aww)

[taekwonangel.livejournal.com]

Speaking as the girl who tried to eat pizza two days later, don't give into temptation and eat it. OW - that hurts to remember. Instead, send your family back out for things like Fuzzy Peaches or marshmallows? ^___^

[fuyu]

I... I... I can eat marshmallows?

*______*

(also, what are Fuzzy Peaches? the capitalization implies that they are not simply peaches which are fuzzy.)

[taekwonangel.livejournal.com]

...I'm totally not sure, and I, again, tried to eat pizza. ^^;; But at least marshmallows dissolve? Kinda?

Mmm. Maybe Fuzzy Peaches are Canadian? *checks* They totally are. And they don't have very good internet coverage. They're a soft candy - like gummi bears, but they taste like peaches and are dusted with granulated sugar and are generally awesome. This link is kind of cruel, but the best I could do. ^^

[isanah.livejournal.com]

Oh, God. I had my wisdom teeth taken out two to three years ago, and I STILL REMEMBER THE PAIN OF EATING STEAK A FEW DAYS LATER.

Not to mention, take your pills, even when you think you don't need them. It is a terrible thing to be woken up by pain. :O

Total word on the hurking. I managed to save it until I got home, but it was lots of hurking, and hurking of stomach acid is not pleasant.

::sends delicious puddings::

[teslanomaly]

Awwwww! :( Hope your teefs feel better soon!

[ladygoddess.livejournal.com]

Dear lord, when I had my wisdoms taken out, I was put to sleep via IV. I remember gagging as I closed my eyes (it felt like something was hitting the back of my throat...through my ear). I have a vague recollection, all in blue, of being sat down in a wheelchair. They took their hand off me and I slumped forward as I, in my unconciousness, tried to throw myself out of the chair.

Next thing I know, I'm waking up with my travel pillow under my right cheek as I lean against my car door. I can't walk and can't remember how to pee! I'm serious, I knew that I know how to pee, but I couldn't recall what muscles to use in order to pee, though I had a full bladder. Also, I coughed and vomited up lots of blood I had swallowed while I was out. Vomiting blood is really the sort of thing you never wish to see. Kinda cool in retrospect though (knowing that it wasn't anything serious).

I refused to take my pain pills though. I didn't need them. My dad's gf stole the entire bottle of them though. He blamed it on me. :-(