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[fuyu]

Yesterday--

Dentist: So we're taking your teefs out.
Me: I have had time to mentally prepare. Let us be rid of them.
Dentist: Here, have some sedative that will get you through the procedure high as a kite and totally unconscious of what we're doing to you, but also fuck up your system until you can properly sleep it off.
Me: Okay.
Me: *wakes up*
Me: HURK
Me: *gets home*
Me: *manages a teaspoon of ice cream*
Me: HURK
Mom: *sympathy. also, total awareness of all implications of my plight.*

[Hours pass. Sedative is slept off.]

Me: I... can eat a bowl of ice cream! YAY.

[More hours pass.]

Me: Oh god I'm fucking starving. HEY, MASHED POTATOES.
Me: *om nom nom*
Me: Wow, I don't have a lot else to eat do I.

Today--

Mom: *goes to her own, somewhat less severe, dentist appointment, with niecechild in tow*
Mom: *stops at a dollar store and buys MULTITUDE OF CRUNCHY SNACKY THINGS LIKE CHIPS AND PICKLES AND CANDY AND COOKIES, ALL OF WHICH I WANT AND NONE OF WHICH I CAN EAT*
Niece and nephew: :DDDDDD
Me: SJKAHFJKHLGJKJDLG


Is Lyssie going to have to smack a bitch.

Comments

[ladygoddess.livejournal.com]

Dear lord, when I had my wisdoms taken out, I was put to sleep via IV. I remember gagging as I closed my eyes (it felt like something was hitting the back of my throat...through my ear). I have a vague recollection, all in blue, of being sat down in a wheelchair. They took their hand off me and I slumped forward as I, in my unconciousness, tried to throw myself out of the chair.

Next thing I know, I'm waking up with my travel pillow under my right cheek as I lean against my car door. I can't walk and can't remember how to pee! I'm serious, I knew that I know how to pee, but I couldn't recall what muscles to use in order to pee, though I had a full bladder. Also, I coughed and vomited up lots of blood I had swallowed while I was out. Vomiting blood is really the sort of thing you never wish to see. Kinda cool in retrospect though (knowing that it wasn't anything serious).

I refused to take my pain pills though. I didn't need them. My dad's gf stole the entire bottle of them though. He blamed it on me. :-(