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...I'm starting to resent the popular (and I do it too) criticism against typical weepy ukes that they're "girly" or "girls with dicks" or whatever.
Let's not insult little girls by comparing them to those sobbing wastes of ink, guys. Ukes are like... crying little babies. It's the immaturity and helplessness they express when in a position where someone really ought to be (at least somewhat) mature and independent that makes yaoi creepy, repellent, and unhealthy. It's not that they're feminine. It's that yaoi generally features an angry abusive asshole raping a baby in a man's body.
Let's not insult little girls by comparing them to those sobbing wastes of ink, guys. Ukes are like... crying little babies. It's the immaturity and helplessness they express when in a position where someone really ought to be (at least somewhat) mature and independent that makes yaoi creepy, repellent, and unhealthy. It's not that they're feminine. It's that yaoi generally features an angry abusive asshole raping a baby in a man's body.
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Don't worry about it, the internet is made of anger and sex. I've been discovering more and more that there's like a 70% chance that anything I say will accidentally piss someone off, so I'm constantly prepared to explain what I actually meant, versus what came across.
Useless would be pretty weird, but I like it for the alliteration! You could have Sex-crazed Semes, too. But yeah. Helpless describes the condition, anyway.
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Useless Uke, Sex-crazed Seme. I like it.
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My roommate doesn't believe that people who exist to him only on the internet are fully real people XD:D Alliterative Altercations: Sex Stories to Slick your Slit
oh god I need to stop now
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I think my dad has trouble with that too. XDWIN