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...I'm starting to resent the popular (and I do it too) criticism against typical weepy ukes that they're "girly" or "girls with dicks" or whatever.

Let's not insult little girls by comparing them to those sobbing wastes of ink, guys. Ukes are like... crying little babies. It's the immaturity and helplessness they express when in a position where someone really ought to be (at least somewhat) mature and independent that makes yaoi creepy, repellent, and unhealthy. It's not that they're feminine. It's that yaoi generally features an angry abusive asshole raping a baby in a man's body.

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Okay, um, I was-- being funny? I think you were being serious?

...I was and mistook you for also being serious XD;

I-it's cool. ^^;

MY HUMOR SENSE IS KINDA BROKEN

anyway hi how are you XD

I am all right. Waiting for work to be over; I ran out of work to DO about...half an hour, forty five minutes ago, really. It's kind of depressing.

How are you?

I am likewise all right, if frustrated at college. New website and apparently I'm not allowed to register, I have to be admitted to the college? Even though... I already am? wtfballs.

I've also been thinking of asking if you'll make good on that threat of showing me Avatar! I'm wanting to see it more and more lately, everything about it sounds cool.

God damn, the one thing I miss least about college is dealing with the BS website stuff. (Right after that on the list is the bookstore, of course.)

Oh baby, you come on down to my place an' I show you good time, real stuff dis here Avatar disks baby oh yah--

XD by which I mean OF COURSE, just let me know when's a good time for you and I'll be happy to. It's really fun. I need to make Emma watch it too, but I probably won't have much luck there, since she's as elusive as the summer rain.

Sometime during the next week will probably work! If not an upcoming weekend. As soon as I have all this college BS sorted out, I'll see how stuff looks. :3 YAY FOR AVATAR.

Sounds rad, just keep me posted and I shall make my schedule part like the red sea! For the record, Friday afternoons aren't particularly good for me because that's when I visit my folks. Sunday evening or sometime Saturday might be the best time, unless a weekday-evening is good for you (in which case, tuesday is out, Monday and Wednesday would have to be late, but Thursday's an earlier possibility.)

In all probability, Saturday would be the best time for me too. :D So we're probably looking at that.

(Also, I ♥ Alphonse~)

I was actually bringing up the inappropriate nature of the word "spineless" as used to describe someone helpless as a sort of jab at the use of the word "girly" to describe someone who is theoretically helpless-- ie, if being spineless doesn't actually render you unable to fight, being girly doesn't actually render you unable to help OR fight, ergo, why aren't people just calling them helpless ukes, which would be accurate and less asinine, right?

(that is to say, I do agree with you)

I would also accept "useless ukes", but of course, as long as you can stick a dick in it, I guess it's not totally useless for the pornhappy internet, eh?

(Al is yay~)

Ahaha, so I doubly failed XD Excellent point!

"Useless" strikes me oddly, personally. Maybe it's the particular context. Anyway, yes, helpless is the best word.

(He is!)

Don't worry about it, the internet is made of anger and sex. I've been discovering more and more that there's like a 70% chance that anything I say will accidentally piss someone off, so I'm constantly prepared to explain what I actually meant, versus what came across.

Useless would be pretty weird, but I like it for the alliteration! You could have Sex-crazed Semes, too. But yeah. Helpless describes the condition, anyway.

Oh, Internet. You and your wacky inability to convey tones of voice and body language.

Useless Uke, Sex-crazed Seme. I like it.

The internet tries so hard to be like people ;o; ~~My roommate doesn't believe that people who exist to him only on the internet are fully real people XD~~

:D Alliterative Altercations: Sex Stories to Slick your Slit

oh god I need to stop now

Ganbare, Internet-tan~~~ ;o; ~~I think my dad has trouble with that too. XD~~

WIN

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