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Placard on the computers at the campus library:

"This computer is for Academic and Research purposes only.

The following are Prohibited:
Chatting* Gaming
Dating Sites* Singles Sites*
Instant Messaging*
"Objectionable" material*

*Unless Required for your class"

...

What I want to know is, what classes does this college offer that would require the use of dating sites or IM?

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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
voodoobob goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Johnny K. Gambino.
alba_aulbath tricks you! You get a clothespin.
dev_chieftain gives you 9 dark blue apple-flavoured gummy bats.
fel tricks you! You get a dead frog.
gogglebeast tricks you! You lose 7 pieces of candy!
laylah gives you 15 mottled green licorice-flavoured jawbreakers.
libekory gives you 16 white pineapple-flavoured pieces of taffy.
nekokoban tricks you! You lose 6 pieces of candy!
sister_coyote gives you 18 dark green spearmint-flavoured pieces of taffy.
trenchkamen gives you 14 green peach-flavoured wafers.
weyrdchic tricks you! You lose 14 pieces of candy!
voodoobob ends up with 45 pieces of candy, a clothespin, and a dead frog.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

>: Man, you guys, why're you all stealing my candy?