This almost counts as productivity

I am gritting my teeth very hard at LJ and hoping that decency and common sense will win the day.

In the meantime, a meme.

Gacked from yamikonumber7:
When you see this, post a little weensy excerpt from as many random works-in-progress as you can find lying around. Who knows? Maybe inspiration will burst forth and do something, um, inspiration-y.

( Writing fragments! Possible squick warning, there's one in here about childbirth. )