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Vitriol and profanity.
JJ: Hi. <3
Alyssa: Oh, hi! Ooh, is this a bunny? Cool. I need to get back in the swing of writing you guys anyway before I try the office fight. Nice, this is cute, I'll start on it now.
(time passes)
Alyssa: .....what?
JJ: Is that it?
Alyssa: Huh? I've only done the first paragraph. Of course that's not it.
JJ: I mean, where's the sex?
Alyssa: Wha?! Hey, look, you know the house rules. I don't write lemons. I'm too shy. I know you know that.
JJ: But this is a lemon idea. You can't not have it be one. Don't just skip to the pillow talk, write a sex scene.
Alyssa: But I don't write lemons!
JJ: Write sex.
Alyssa: But --
JJ: SEX.
Alyssa: meep. ._.
So I'm going to write a lemon. Mr. Addams, I damn well hope you're pleased with yourself. >_
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JJ: Neeeeksie, you know you wanna write that Dom!Drake PWP with the uniforms. You KNOW you wanna.
Neeks: *squirms* Look, I'm not really into all that uniform crap and Drake is just too nice for cuffing you down and...
JJ: *the look* Just do it.
Neeks: ... *whine*
Doncha worry, though, there's always the first lemon and it's never quite as difficult or embarrassing as you thought it would be. So fear no evil, and if you need some beta reading, I'm right here. :)
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God, this is going to suck. ._.
JJ: Well, if you don't mind--
Alyssa: no. shut up.
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Oh, really? Ouch. You must've went through something truly humiliating. I understand that it can be difficult to get over something like that, but it only gets more difficult with time, yanno.
But it's the first time I've ever written gay sex, so I guess it counts...
Ooh yeah. It does. And it's man/man sex; that counts too. I had written some crappy yuri lemons long before I first dared to step into the world of man loving. I thought it would be an easy hop; both are same sex oriented smut, how different could they be? The answer: very, VERY different. So, don't worry. ;P
God, this is going to suck. ._.
JJ: Well, if you don't mind--
Alyssa: no. shut up.
*L* What is it with JJ and sucking? Does he have an oral fixation, or what? XD
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It wasn't as bad as it could have been, but... when you're fourteen and your parents find both the kinkiest fic you've ever written and the kinkiest picture you've ever drawn and then proceed to have a Long Talk with you, it kind of makes an impression. ._. (Not that I had any business writing lemons at that age anyway, but STILL.)
Ooh yeah. It does. And it's man/man sex; that counts too. I had written some crappy yuri lemons long before I first dared to step into the world of man loving. I thought it would be an easy hop; both are same sex oriented smut, how different could they be? The answer: very, VERY different. So, don't worry. ;P
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee. x_x My only comfort is that I've been reading yaoi for some time, so I'm not flying totally blind here.
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OUCH. That's heavy. I think I would've been scared off of lemons for a while, too...
I think most yaoi PWPs in the world are written by underaged girls (they sure read like they are), so I'm not really surprised that you've been writing lemons that early. (Haven't ALL ficcers? I know I was writing yuri at the age 13.) I've known some truly great underaged smut writers, and read crappy smut written by people who had been married for years and should know better. In my opinion, most 16-year-olds are perfectly capable of dealing with that kind of stuff and should be allowed to read and write it. But ah, that's me against the world again. I shall not prevail.
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Alyssa: But --
JJ: SEX.
Alyssa: meep. ._.
lol...I think JJ's trying to tell you something. ^_^;; You're a great writer, so I'm sure you'll pull it off just fine. Either way, JJ should be pleased. Really...it's a lemon....lemons please everyone.
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Relax, I won't make you read the lemon. ;)