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Vitriol and profanity.
JJ: Hi. <3
Alyssa: Oh, hi! Ooh, is this a bunny? Cool. I need to get back in the swing of writing you guys anyway before I try the office fight. Nice, this is cute, I'll start on it now.
(time passes)
Alyssa: .....what?
JJ: Is that it?
Alyssa: Huh? I've only done the first paragraph. Of course that's not it.
JJ: I mean, where's the sex?
Alyssa: Wha?! Hey, look, you know the house rules. I don't write lemons. I'm too shy. I know you know that.
JJ: But this is a lemon idea. You can't not have it be one. Don't just skip to the pillow talk, write a sex scene.
Alyssa: But I don't write lemons!
JJ: Write sex.
Alyssa: But --
JJ: SEX.
Alyssa: meep. ._.
So I'm going to write a lemon. Mr. Addams, I damn well hope you're pleased with yourself. >_
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