Vitriol and profanity.

[fuyu]

JJ: Hi. <3

Alyssa: Oh, hi! Ooh, is this a bunny? Cool. I need to get back in the swing of writing you guys anyway before I try the office fight. Nice, this is cute, I'll start on it now.

(time passes)

Alyssa: .....what?

JJ: Is that it?

Alyssa: Huh? I've only done the first paragraph. Of course that's not it.

JJ: I mean, where's the sex?

Alyssa: Wha?! Hey, look, you know the house rules. I don't write lemons. I'm too shy. I know you know that.

JJ: But this is a lemon idea. You can't not have it be one. Don't just skip to the pillow talk, write a sex scene.

Alyssa: But I don't write lemons!

JJ: Write sex.

Alyssa: But --

JJ: SEX.

Alyssa: meep. ._.


So I'm going to write a lemon. Mr. Addams, I damn well hope you're pleased with yourself. >_

Comments

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

*huggles JJ* Thats it, you put your foot down and insist on getting sex, good boy *g*

[skinship.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Them muses, they know what they want. God knows mine don't listen to my inhibitions, either.

JJ: Neeeeksie, you know you wanna write that Dom!Drake PWP with the uniforms. You KNOW you wanna.
Neeks: *squirms* Look, I'm not really into all that uniform crap and Drake is just too nice for cuffing you down and...
JJ: *the look* Just do it.
Neeks: ... *whine*

Doncha worry, though, there's always the first lemon and it's never quite as difficult or embarrassing as you thought it would be. So fear no evil, and if you need some beta reading, I'm right here. :)

[java-insomniac.livejournal.com]

JJ: Write sex.
Alyssa: But --
JJ: SEX.
Alyssa: meep. ._.


lol...I think JJ's trying to tell you something. ^_^;; You're a great writer, so I'm sure you'll pull it off just fine. Either way, JJ should be pleased. Really...it's a lemon....lemons please everyone.

[gogglebeast.livejournal.com]

Wheee! =D Does 'dis mean I get to kick yer JJ muse in the *ahem* like I threatened ta do last night? X3