Random pairings, pt. 2

[fuyu]

Now, with the Kingdom Hearts pairing generator...

Sora x Xehanort
NC-17
Heartless

(... that's so wrong, but somehow not even difficult...)

Leon x Cid
PG-13
Keyblade

("*mope* *mope* I want a Keyblade, Cid." "Well, ya don't have one. Now help me with this engine.")

Mickey x Cloud
R
Darkness

(... Why is it I can SEE all of these?)

Luxord x Riku
G
Metal

(Okay, so that one breaks the trend.)

Hayner x Xaldin
PG-13
Lemonade

(*ded* *ded* *ded*)

Goofy x Xaldin
PG-13
Heat

(... why)

Xehanort x Leon
PG
Light

(That would be interesting, if nothing else.)

Hayner x Saix
R
Photos

(... My mind goes to bad, horrible, humiliating places for Hayner. OMG. *rescues him*)

Hayner x Roxas
PG
Popsicle

(Oh! Canon fic! *is shot*)

Seifer x KH1!Ansem
G
Lube

(*this is the sound of a brain shattering*)

Riku x DiZ
PG-13
Pants

(... help. I can totally see this.)

Vexen x Xaldin
NC-17
Heat

(*will not make 'vixen' jokes, will not will not will not*)

Sephiroth x Rai
NC-17
Heartless

(XD XD XD;;; *laughs and cries and laughs and cries for poor Rai*)

Luxord (masturbation)
G
Heartless

(... so, masturbation, but it's G. So, what, is Luxord just looking into a mirror and saying "Oh, yes, I am the sexiest gambler this side of Twilight Town, only better because I don't have a heart to get in the way of how sexy I am"?)

Lexaeus (masturbation)
R
Popsicle

(... *cries*)

Xemnas x KH1!Ansem
R
Heartless

(That-- that would, actually, be kind of really sexy.)

Leon x KH2!Ansem
NC-17
Gummi Ship

(*LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND WANTS TO READ*)


Wow, the crack is addictive... *goes back to playing with the FF7 one a bit*


Veld x Cait Sith
PG-13
Water

(... what?)

Nero x Dio
PG
Fear

(... I suspect that could actually be pulled off.)

President Shinra x Palmer
NC-17
Clone

(*CRIES*)

Barret x President Shinra
G
Money

(oh dear sweet fucking god.)

Cait Sith x Vincent
NC-17
Play

(... *quietly shuts her mind on this before it takes over*)

Rufus x Reeve
G
Chocobo

(*snrkt*)

BC Turk Rod x Zack
NC-17
Canon

(Zax, don't be a manwhore.)


Okay. I'm done now, seriously.

Edit: OMG WAIT NO ONE MORE.

Loz x Rude
NC-17
Play

XD XD XD XD XD YES.

Comments

[fuyu]

It's KH, though. Nobody cares about the unusual physical appearance of the Disney characters. Cloud would probably object, but on the grounds of being a little emokid angstmuffin, not the grounds of not wanting to be topped by a mouse. XD

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

.....I can't find an answer to that. *defeated*