Random pairings, pt. 2

[fuyu]

Now, with the Kingdom Hearts pairing generator...

Sora x Xehanort
NC-17
Heartless

(... that's so wrong, but somehow not even difficult...)

Leon x Cid
PG-13
Keyblade

("*mope* *mope* I want a Keyblade, Cid." "Well, ya don't have one. Now help me with this engine.")

Mickey x Cloud
R
Darkness

(... Why is it I can SEE all of these?)

Luxord x Riku
G
Metal

(Okay, so that one breaks the trend.)

Hayner x Xaldin
PG-13
Lemonade

(*ded* *ded* *ded*)

Goofy x Xaldin
PG-13
Heat

(... why)

Xehanort x Leon
PG
Light

(That would be interesting, if nothing else.)

Hayner x Saix
R
Photos

(... My mind goes to bad, horrible, humiliating places for Hayner. OMG. *rescues him*)

Hayner x Roxas
PG
Popsicle

(Oh! Canon fic! *is shot*)

Seifer x KH1!Ansem
G
Lube

(*this is the sound of a brain shattering*)

Riku x DiZ
PG-13
Pants

(... help. I can totally see this.)

Vexen x Xaldin
NC-17
Heat

(*will not make 'vixen' jokes, will not will not will not*)

Sephiroth x Rai
NC-17
Heartless

(XD XD XD;;; *laughs and cries and laughs and cries for poor Rai*)

Luxord (masturbation)
G
Heartless

(... so, masturbation, but it's G. So, what, is Luxord just looking into a mirror and saying "Oh, yes, I am the sexiest gambler this side of Twilight Town, only better because I don't have a heart to get in the way of how sexy I am"?)

Lexaeus (masturbation)
R
Popsicle

(... *cries*)

Xemnas x KH1!Ansem
R
Heartless

(That-- that would, actually, be kind of really sexy.)

Leon x KH2!Ansem
NC-17
Gummi Ship

(*LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND WANTS TO READ*)


Wow, the crack is addictive... *goes back to playing with the FF7 one a bit*


Veld x Cait Sith
PG-13
Water

(... what?)

Nero x Dio
PG
Fear

(... I suspect that could actually be pulled off.)

President Shinra x Palmer
NC-17
Clone

(*CRIES*)

Barret x President Shinra
G
Money

(oh dear sweet fucking god.)

Cait Sith x Vincent
NC-17
Play

(... *quietly shuts her mind on this before it takes over*)

Rufus x Reeve
G
Chocobo

(*snrkt*)

BC Turk Rod x Zack
NC-17
Canon

(Zax, don't be a manwhore.)


Okay. I'm done now, seriously.

Edit: OMG WAIT NO ONE MORE.

Loz x Rude
NC-17
Play

XD XD XD XD XD YES.

Comments

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

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......................O_O. See my icon for Cloud's probable reaction.

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President Shinra x Palmer
NC-17
Clone

.............that's..... just nasty. *barfs* At least the theme isn't "lard"...

Barret x President Shinra
G
Money

....well, they do have the enmity thing going on. And at least Barret gets to top. Sweet revenge! *SHOOTS SELF*

[fuyu]

XD I actually wanna read that Mickey/Cloud one. IT COULD TOTALLY BE DONE. It would hurt me, but it could be done.

Those two with the Prez, though... um... yes. *cries and is broken*

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

...it would be very humiliating for Cloud, though.

I mean, he's being topped by a mouse with ears almost the size of his own head, who barely reaches his knees. That's gotta be hard on a poor guy.

If only the Prez weren't so goddamn fat ;___; *bleeds*

[fuyu]

It's KH, though. Nobody cares about the unusual physical appearance of the Disney characters. Cloud would probably object, but on the grounds of being a little emokid angstmuffin, not the grounds of not wanting to be topped by a mouse. XD

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

.....I can't find an answer to that. *defeated*

[isanah.livejournal.com]

I wanna read Mickey/Cloud too. There's already a comm devoted to Mickey/Riku, anyway.

Actually, I wanna see some Sora/Pooh. Am I bad?

[fuyu]

XD XD

... ow. Slightly. XD

[isanah.livejournal.com]

Actually, Mickey/Leon would be pretty hot too, now that I think about it. His Japanese voice actor, by the way, is teh smex, even if his voice is a bit deeper than I pictured him having.

...aw. come on. I mean. That last scene in the Hundred Acre Wood!

[fuyu]

... :D

... yes, but. but. POOH BEAR. This is one small fragment of my childhood I'd like to keep uncorrupted. XD

[laylah.livejournal.com]

Re the edit: YES YES YES.

Tifa is so all over that.

I, um, didn't manage to get it to NC-17, but I did a triple drabble that was more or less exactly that back in december.

[fuyu]

FISTFIGHTER LOOOOOVE.

... You know, it's great. If we want Tifa not to be alone and sad during OT3 Happy Fun Time, we have options. XD

... *adds Tifa to list of characters she needs icons of, dammit*

(uh, comment repost because I realized it was dumb not to use this icon. XD)

[pyrasaur.livejournal.com]

*tries it out* Goofy topping Sephiroth. Wow. I would so pay to see that.

[fuyu]

...

*sporfle*

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

*DED*

THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT. Cloud would pay TRIPLE and invite THE WHOLE VII GANG!

I ABUSE CAPS.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Leon x KH1!Ansem, NC-17, "Cute"

Wrap your brain around that one. XD Or, hey:

Mickey x KH1!Ansem, G, "Chill"

If you wanted to know where he was all through the first game... XD

[fuyu]

Ohgodmybrain. XD XD XD

I could see NC-17 Leon and KH1!Ansem. Only, not in that order, and not with that prompt unless it was Ansem taking pleasure in Leon's suffering.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

*cackle* I do so love this generator.

And STOP GIVING MY BRAIN IDEAS, you. XP

[fuyu]

... You love the same generator that just spit out Xehanort x Goofy, NC-17, Photos at me? D: D: D:

*shamelessly gives ideas* XD I think I might actually write that Xemnas/KH1!Ansem thing.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Well, it didn't spit that out at me. ;P

*is buried in ideas* Ack! *flail!*

[alba-aulbath.livejournal.com]

You know what's awful? I'm a KH1!Ansem x Leon fan of sorts.

Because, yes, I'm that demented. *facepalm*

[fuyu]

HEE. Demented is good. See icon. XD

[anriko.livejournal.com]

*is dying. FOR REALZ. XDDDDDDDDDDDD*

[fuyu]

Mmmm. Tasty braincrack. XD

[anriko.livejournal.com]

.....THAT ICON DOES NOT HELP. *dead, reraised, and then struck dead again* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[fuyu]

Do you deny its truth?

Sephiroth doesn't.

[anriko.livejournal.com]

STOPPIT.

[fuyu]

*wins* :D

[anriko.livejournal.com]

THIS time. XDDDDDD

[alba-aulbath.livejournal.com]

I SAY YES TO LOZ x RUDE.

WHERE CAN I CON SOMEONE INTO WRITING THIS.

[fuyu]

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU CAN CON, BUT HAVE AN ICON

[alba-aulbath.livejournal.com]

WELL IT RHYMES SO I GUESS IT'LL DO?

[fuyu]

HOOLAY.

LOZ/RUDE CRACK FOR EVERYONE. :D