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Random pairings, pt. 2
Now, with the Kingdom Hearts pairing generator...
Sora x Xehanort
NC-17
Heartless
(... that's so wrong, but somehow not even difficult...)
Leon x Cid
PG-13
Keyblade
("*mope* *mope* I want a Keyblade, Cid." "Well, ya don't have one. Now help me with this engine.")
Mickey x Cloud
R
Darkness
(... Why is it I can SEE all of these?)
Luxord x Riku
G
Metal
(Okay, so that one breaks the trend.)
Hayner x Xaldin
PG-13
Lemonade
(*ded* *ded* *ded*)
Goofy x Xaldin
PG-13
Heat
(... why)
Xehanort x Leon
PG
Light
(That would be interesting, if nothing else.)
Hayner x Saix
R
Photos
(... My mind goes to bad, horrible, humiliating places for Hayner. OMG. *rescues him*)
Hayner x Roxas
PG
Popsicle
(Oh! Canon fic! *is shot*)
Seifer x KH1!Ansem
G
Lube
(*this is the sound of a brain shattering*)
Riku x DiZ
PG-13
Pants
(... help. I can totally see this.)
Vexen x Xaldin
NC-17
Heat
(*will not make 'vixen' jokes, will not will not will not*)
Sephiroth x Rai
NC-17
Heartless
(XD XD XD;;; *laughs and cries and laughs and cries for poor Rai*)
Luxord (masturbation)
G
Heartless
(... so, masturbation, but it's G. So, what, is Luxord just looking into a mirror and saying "Oh, yes, I am the sexiest gambler this side of Twilight Town, only better because I don't have a heart to get in the way of how sexy I am"?)
Lexaeus (masturbation)
R
Popsicle
(... *cries*)
Xemnas x KH1!Ansem
R
Heartless
(That-- that would, actually, be kind of really sexy.)
Leon x KH2!Ansem
NC-17
Gummi Ship
(*LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND WANTS TO READ*)
Wow, the crack is addictive... *goes back to playing with the FF7 one a bit*
Veld x Cait Sith
PG-13
Water
(... what?)
Nero x Dio
PG
Fear
(... I suspect that could actually be pulled off.)
President Shinra x Palmer
NC-17
Clone
(*CRIES*)
Barret x President Shinra
G
Money
(oh dear sweet fucking god.)
Cait Sith x Vincent
NC-17
Play
(... *quietly shuts her mind on this before it takes over*)
Rufus x Reeve
G
Chocobo
(*snrkt*)
BC Turk Rod x Zack
NC-17
Canon
(Zax, don't be a manwhore.)
Okay. I'm done now, seriously.
Edit: OMG WAIT NO ONE MORE.
Loz x Rude
NC-17
Play
XD XD XD XD XD YES.
Sora x Xehanort
NC-17
Heartless
(... that's so wrong, but somehow not even difficult...)
Leon x Cid
PG-13
Keyblade
("*mope* *mope* I want a Keyblade, Cid." "Well, ya don't have one. Now help me with this engine.")
Mickey x Cloud
R
Darkness
(... Why is it I can SEE all of these?)
Luxord x Riku
G
Metal
(Okay, so that one breaks the trend.)
Hayner x Xaldin
PG-13
Lemonade
(*ded* *ded* *ded*)
Goofy x Xaldin
PG-13
Heat
(... why)
Xehanort x Leon
PG
Light
(That would be interesting, if nothing else.)
Hayner x Saix
R
Photos
(... My mind goes to bad, horrible, humiliating places for Hayner. OMG. *rescues him*)
Hayner x Roxas
PG
Popsicle
(Oh! Canon fic! *is shot*)
Seifer x KH1!Ansem
G
Lube
(*this is the sound of a brain shattering*)
Riku x DiZ
PG-13
Pants
(... help. I can totally see this.)
Vexen x Xaldin
NC-17
Heat
(*will not make 'vixen' jokes, will not will not will not*)
Sephiroth x Rai
NC-17
Heartless
(XD XD XD;;; *laughs and cries and laughs and cries for poor Rai*)
Luxord (masturbation)
G
Heartless
(... so, masturbation, but it's G. So, what, is Luxord just looking into a mirror and saying "Oh, yes, I am the sexiest gambler this side of Twilight Town, only better because I don't have a heart to get in the way of how sexy I am"?)
Lexaeus (masturbation)
R
Popsicle
(... *cries*)
Xemnas x KH1!Ansem
R
Heartless
(That-- that would, actually, be kind of really sexy.)
Leon x KH2!Ansem
NC-17
Gummi Ship
(*LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND WANTS TO READ*)
Wow, the crack is addictive... *goes back to playing with the FF7 one a bit*
Veld x Cait Sith
PG-13
Water
(... what?)
Nero x Dio
PG
Fear
(... I suspect that could actually be pulled off.)
President Shinra x Palmer
NC-17
Clone
(*CRIES*)
Barret x President Shinra
G
Money
(oh dear sweet fucking god.)
Cait Sith x Vincent
NC-17
Play
(... *quietly shuts her mind on this before it takes over*)
Rufus x Reeve
G
Chocobo
(*snrkt*)
BC Turk Rod x Zack
NC-17
Canon
(Zax, don't be a manwhore.)
Okay. I'm done now, seriously.
Edit: OMG WAIT NO ONE MORE.
Loz x Rude
NC-17
Play
XD XD XD XD XD YES.
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I could see NC-17 Leon and KH1!Ansem. Only, not in that order, and not with that prompt unless it was Ansem taking pleasure in Leon's suffering.
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And STOP GIVING MY BRAIN IDEAS, you. XP
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*shamelessly gives ideas* XD I think I might actually write that Xemnas/KH1!Ansem thing.
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*is buried in ideas* Ack! *flail!*
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Because, yes, I'm that demented. *facepalm*
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